If you ever find cum on your flashy car, you know you loved machine has been raped … by a real human: –

Man has sex with PORSCHE and it’s just as weird as you’d imagine

The man was filmed coyly approaching the flash motor before engaging in a brief bout of auto-erotica

X-rated: The fling was caught on camera in Thailand over the weekend

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This is the bizarre moment a man was caught on camera having sex with a PORSCHE.
The strange tryst was filmed by a security camera in Thailand over the weekend.
The man dressed in a t-shirt and trousers was seen at first coyly walking around the flash motor inside a garage.
Then, after checking no one was looking, he proceeded to get intimate with both the front and rear ends of the vehicle, before quickly fleeing the scene.
People who are sexually attracted to machines are known as mechanophiles.

Ashley Smith

An American, Edward smith, 62, has told how he has had sex with more than 1,000 cars in his lifetime.
His unusual conquests have included roaring Mustangs, luxury Jaguars and even attack helicopters.
He said: “Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars.”