A while ago, we talked about the 10-inch Penises:-
Naturally, 2019 Closes with Thousands of 10-Inch Pulsing βPenis Fishβ Stranded on a California Beach
Apparently you can eat it… It’s food!
Foodies commented the meat is kinda “chewy”, otherwise it tastes just like “Anthony Wiener“.
Before we can find out if the dildo stores will go out of business soon…
Today, more penises have been swept onshore: –
Strong currents wash up ‘sea pickles’ onto Carmel beaches
CARMEL, Calif. β Curious looking sea life washed up onto Carmel and Pacific Grove beaches over the holidays.
Recent stormy weather have brought big waves and with them ocean wildlife to the Central Coast beaches.
The Monterey Bay Aquarium tweeted that the creatures are pyrosomes, colloquially called “sea pickles.” These organisms look similar to but are not the “penis fish,” or fat innkeeper worms that recently received media attention in Bodega Bay.
The sea pickles were spotted at Asilomar State Beach and Carmel Beach on Thursday.
Pyrosomes are free floating colonies of tiny, multicellular creatures called zooids. The colony feeds by filtering water filled with phytoplankton through its tubular structure.
Not sure if you eat this shit too. But I am sure you can use it as a dildo… for perverted purpose of course.
On a related note,
‘Pickle-like’ creatures washing up on Oregon beaches
Millions of unusual ‘pickle-like’ sea creatures have washed up on shore in Oregon. Researchers think warmer temperatures could be to blame.
So, Greta Thunberg is right. There is problem with global worming… Fucking greenhouse gases have produce lotta creepy penises, and soon no man will be meaningful to women for there are so many penises washed ashore – Just pick one for free, use it in anyway you like, then just throw it away like tampon. Nice.
And you know what, the most lethal penis in the ocean is actually this perv: –
Sea Cucumber Squirting
Sea Cucumber’s natural defenses – Squirting right on your face!Β
Rumor has it Sarah Hyland is a fan of sea penises…
Sarah Hyland going from Pokies to Titties
Sarah Hyland Pokies
Sarah Hyland pokies pictures from West Hollywood, 10/17/2019
After her routine pokies session, something unthinkable happens…
Sarah Hyland Fappies
Conclusion: Sarah Hyland is a pretty, cute, but very naughty pussy.