No, Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Need a Nip Slip to Shut Down the Internet

In a new behind-the-scenes video of her Oscar hosting gig, Ellen DeGeneres triumphantly tells Glenn Close, Kerry Washington, and Jennifer Lawrence that her now infamous awards selfie broke Twitter and effectively made history. Lawrence, being a never-ending source of quippy one-liners, joked that one of them should have flashed a boob to push things to the next level and “shut down the Internet.”

JLaw has a point. In the world of Hollywood, showing a bit of flesh (intentionally or otherwise) consequently means more press, more social media buzz, and, perhaps, more Internet records being shattered. But let’s be clear: Lawrence does NOT need the power of the nipple to receive all the traffic the Internet can muster. JLaw, in all her quirky, perfect glory, has been shutting it down for years.

So, without further ado, here are all the ways JLaw has broken the Internet (so far)…

When she made excellent comments about sex toys …
See, all of this goodness while The Hunger Games star kept her clothes on.
Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle

I guess this is why she was nominated for an Oscar…you know real transformative role because she had hard nipples in a wife beater, which I guess is pretty fucking major, at least to the world who sees Jennifer Lawrence as some awkward, clumsy, not very hot girl who must be a bad fuck, but who’s mother is probably a good fuck, because that’s got to be how a young J.Law got into Hollywood to begin with.
I am sure by now you’ve seen the movie and the nipples so who cares…but still..nipples!

And JLaw got a Commie sex scandal to share with ya …

Commie Threesome With Two Chicks And Sex Toys For Naughty 3P Fun Photos