Yeah, shagging goat again…
Texas: Man arrested for having links to ISIS had goat chained down in basement as sex slave
A Houston man who is believed to have links to the terrorist organization ISIS was apprehended this morning by local authorities.
Abdul Khaddam, 39, is suspected of having joined ISIS last year and arouse suspicion of authorities after bragging to his Walmart coworkers that he was, in fact, an ISIS terrorist.
During a formal interrogation at his home, Khaddam admitted he had communicated with ISIS members on several occasions and officers proceeded to his arrest.
Houston police officers found several weapons while searching the house but to their surprise also found a goat chained in the basement which apparently was held captive by the suspected terrorist to perform sexual favors.
“A search of the house revealed a number of weapons, incriminating communications with potential ISIS members as well as a goat chained down in the basement from which the suspect apparently had sexual intercourse with” Houston police officer, Jack Johnson told reporters.
Over 200 counterfeit Viagra pills and a number of sex toys were also seized on the perimeter which Abdul Khaddam apparently used on himself as well as on the captive goat said Houston Police Department spokeswoman, Helena Soltsky.
“The goat has been released to a local animal refuge and hopefully will recover from its past trauma” admitted police officer Jack Johnson, visibly amused by the whole situation.
The 39-year-old suspect who faces several charges of domestic terrorism could also be accountable for bestiality, animal cruelty and possession of zoophilic pornography, believe experts.
“If sexual intercourse with animals such as sheep and goats are permitted under Shariah law and are a widespread custom in Muslim countries, this kind of behavior cannot be tolerated in the United States,” PETA activist Jane Welsh explained when reached by phone.
If convicted of 12 charges of domestic terrorism, bestiality, animal cruelty and possession of zoophilic pornography, Abdul Khaddam could face up to 1,357 years in jail believe experts.
Miranda Kerr
Biography
Date of Birth 20 April 1983, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Birth Name Miranda May Kerr
Nickname Randa
Height 5′ 9″ (1.75 m)
Miranda May Kerr (born April 20, 1983 in Gunnedah, Australia) is an Australian model, best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels. She was the first Australian addition to the Victoria’s Secret campaign, and was the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans and now David Jones Limited. Kerr rose to prominence within the fashion industry in her mid-teens after winning a 1997 Australian nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly Magazine and Impulse fragrances. Her youth caused controversy in the Australian press, which raised concerns about the ethics of showing such a young girl in skimpy clothing. Kerr’s career has continued to expand, and as of 2008, she has achieved international fame.
Miranda May Kerr was born in Sydney and raised in the small town of Gunnedah to John and Therese Kerr. Kerr’s paternal grandmother lived on a farm, where she “raced motorbikes and rode horses.” Her parents later moved the family to Brisbane when she and her younger brother Matthew were teenagers. She originally aspired to become a nutritionist and later studied nutrition and health psychology after her high school graduation, but entered a magazine contest shortly before her fourteenth birthday. Kerr attended All Hallows’ School, where she graduated in 2000.
Kerr began modeling for various clothing brands, runways, and print advertisements. Mostly notably, the companies she has worked for include Dolly, Tigerlily, Roxy, Billabong Girls, One Teaspoon, Victoria’s Secret, Qantas, Maybelline, Vogue, and Marie Claire. Kerr relocated to New York City in 2004.
Kerr met Orlando Bloom in 2007. They were later married in a private July 2010 ceremony when she was four months pregnant, and Kerr gave birth to their first child, a son named Flynn Christopher Blanchard Copeland Bloom, in January 2011.