Miley Cyrus Offered $1 Million To Direct Porno
A million dollar manicure, really? That’s just gross. I could buy a few hundred thousand bottles of nail polish for that kind of money. Or, you know, a house, and a car, and possibly some groceries.
A million dollar porno deal with Miley Cyrus, really? Actually, that one sounds about right. It’s will never happen – the only A list celebrity who would accept to direct porn is James Franco and that’s only because he’s annoyingly willing to do ANYTHING – but it would be a sweat deal if it did.
TMZ intercepted a letter from the erudite gentleman at GameLink offering the young star full creative control AND enough dough to get one diamond manicure:
“We believe that as an empowered 21st century woman, you are the ideal choice to show the world your vision as an artist in the world of adult entertainment.”
There’s no word from the Miley camp, yet. Fingers crossed.
It would be a bold move if Miley accepted the offer to direct a porno, but she is much much muuuuuch too famous. Too bad, because for once I would like to see a celeb decide to do porn when they’re at the top of their game and not when they’re grasping for a few more minutes of fame.
Most people think that Miley’s transformation from Hannah Montana to celeb-a-skank was sudden, but this shit has been going on for more than two years.
This isn’t her first porn offer and it probably won’t be the last. Miley appeared in a video with porn star Jessie Andrews, which prompt Sex.com to offer the two a deal to appear in a lesbian scene together last November. And PornHub – the first, the best – offered Miley her very own porno channel way the hell back in December 2010.
This is not a sudden transformation, folks. It’s been in the making for a long time, you just haven’t been paying attention.
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