Catherine Zeta-Jones
Sex Addiction Disease Scandal
Michael Douglas on Liberace, Cannes, Cancer and Cunnilingus
Douglas said he came down with cancer as a result of performing oral sex on Catherine Zeta-Jones ?
The actor talks about marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones, his role in Behind the Candelabra and why he’s fortunate to be alive
In August 2010 Douglas walked on to the David Letterman show to confirm that he was suffering from throat cancer, that the disease was at stage four and that stage five was death. Tributes were polished and obituaries prepared. That he is even here in Cannes is cause for celebration.
MICHAEL Douglas riled his wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, when he dropped that oral sex bombshell!
The actor recently claimed that his throat cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.
Sources say Catherine wasn’t happy with her husband’s bombshell.
“Catherine was furious and mortified when news broke worldwide that her husband had blurted to an interviewer that his cancer was caused by HPV transmitted by oral sex,” said an insider.
“Michael immediately launched into a frenzy of apologies to his horrified wife, and desperately tried to backpedal on his statement, but the damage was done – the whole world was speculating on whether Catherine also had the virus! And nothing Michael could do would stop the whispers.”
So, to make it up to Catherine, Michael bought his wife a stunning platinum diamond lariat necklace, costing $40,000!
Douglas said he came down with cancer as a result of performing oral sex on a woman
Actor Michael Douglas has an epic problem with his mouth. And it has nothing to do with the walnut-size tumor a doctor found three years ago deep within his throat.
Douglas, it was widely reported, went into rehab 20 years ago for sex addiction — he says he was treated for excessive drinking. Clearly, he has issues not with any substances he ingests. His problems stem from excessive over-sharing. And he’s grossing me out.
Not to mention that his suffering wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, who bravely went public with her diagnosis of bipolar disorder, is likely humiliated, devastated and hunting for a divorce lawyer to unbind her from this delusional crackpot.
Zeta, dump the bigmouth lickety-split!
Douglas said the throat cancer that could have ended his career, his life and his now-13-year wedded union with Zeta-Jones, 43, was caused not by heavy smoking, drugs and drinking, the likeliest causes of the disease, but Cunnilingus.
He blamed his disease not on himself — his own failure to kick filthy habits, or pour out the bottle. He claims HPV — the dreaded human papillomavirus — was passed to him as he committed an intimate, submissive act.
Except for stress over his son Cameron’s incarceration, he mentioned just one suspect for his health woes: “cunnilingus’’ — a word he clearly likes to say.
Of course, Zeta-Jones could be Douglas’ Typhoid Mary, slipping him HPV monogamously behind bedroom doors.
“No. No. Ah, without getting too specific, this particular cancer is caused by something called HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.’’
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is pissed off with the moniker “Queen Cunnilingus of HPV Cancer”
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