Before we delve into the Apple bullshit, here is quite a shocker …
Megan Fox Sex Tape Pilfered From Her iPhone X?
Alledgedly, Transformer girl Megan Fox selfie sextape was pilfered from her shining iPhone X
As you can see in the video, you can see who is supposedly Megan Fox being doggy banged and screaming in estacy.
Megan Denise Fox (born May 16, 1986) is an American actress and model. She began her acting career in 2001, with several minor television and film roles, and played a regular role on the Hope & Faith television sitcom. In 2004, she made her film debut with a role in the teen comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. In 2007, she co-starred as Mikaela Banes, the love interest of Shia LaBeoufās character, in the blockbuster action film Transformers, which became her breakout role. Fox reprised her role in the 2009 sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Later in 2009, she starred as the eponymous lead in the black comedy horror film Jenniferās Body. In 2014, Fox starred as April OāNeil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and reprised the role in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016).
Fox is considered one of the modern female sex symbols and has appeared in magazines such as Maxim, Rolling Stone and FHM.
Let’s see if this is Megan Fox or Maggie Fox?
Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried
Honestly, we have no clue which is authentic Megan Fox, which isn’t.
Apparently, Apple iOS app is equally confusing … Sex yes, Porn no. Nipple yay, Titties nay.
Now back to Apple: “You may create porn app, but you can’t call it porn”
Maker of the ‘Nude’ App Says Apple Didn’t Like”Sexiest App Ever’ Slogan
An app meant to safely transmit nudes has been stripped from the store.
People sext with their smartphones. Itās just what they do. Ideally, these photos are kept between all intended parties, but as weāve seen, even celebrities are not immune from having their nude photos passed around unwanted eyes.
For most problems, thereās a technology that aims to a provide quick, simple solution. App developer Jessica Chiu heard directly from actresses who wanted know that their sensitive photos would be safe when she was working on a film project, given thereās no shortage of mouth-breathers whoād seek to obtain their photos and distribute them for edgelord cred. And so, Chiu was inspired to create an app that securely stashes private photos, and recruited Y.C. Chen and Edgar Khanzadian. Together, they created Nude, which launched in late October to much fanfare but has since been pulled from the app store for reasons unclear.
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How Nude bills itself on its website: “A secure vault for all your naughty photos.”
There are plenty of safe-lock apps on the market, like Safe Lock and Private Photo Vault. But Nude is different for a few distinct reasons; itās name alone proudly declares its intended use, rather than tamer apps that couch their language with emphases on āprivacy,ā āsecurity,ā or āmessaging.ā Nude is absolutely for nude pics.
The app also uses iOS 11ās new CoreML technology, which enables app developers to use machine learning to identify image types and file them accordingly. The images do not need to be sent to an outside server (the cloud) for identification, and CoreML allows the image to be identified on the device itself. This technology allows the app to scan your phone for well, nude photos for in-app safekeeping. In order to teach the CoreML how to recognize nude photos, the team loaded with a database over over 30 million images, including many from porn sites. Itās the same technology that led supermodel Chrissy Teigen to discover that ābrassiereā as a search term brings up, well, photos of women wearing bras.
Once the Nude app locates the sensitive images, it then transfers them to a secured in-app folder, and deletes them from the camera roll and, crucially, from iCloud. Photos are safe within Nude, and away from prying eyes. An app doing the Lordās work, if we ever found one (other than Seamless).
The app wasn’t in the U.S. iTunes store as of Saturday.
So why did Apple remove Nude from the App Store? Chen, one of the co-founders, tells Inverse that Apple had given them mixed messages regarding their terms of service.
āNude was taken down from the App Store for the very bizarre reason that āthe App Store Review Guidelines are a living document, which can result in new rules at any time,āā he says. āIt was peculiar because according to the messages we received from Apple, āLocking Photosā is no longer a compliant use case for an app. It is extremely puzzling – apps like Snapchat or KeepSafe (which have millions of users) are all having similar feature/use case.ā
Chen then said that Apple followed up with an altogether different request: āWhat gets even more interesting, [Apple reps] have since called me and we are now told that we will be ok if we were to take out the āSexiest App Everā branding. Going forward, our app will simply appear as āNude Appā on the app store.ā
What is happening to Apple?
Tits or no tits?
The above is best viewed using non-retina device. BecauseĀ Apple aims to debut TV slate in 2019, sans any HBO-style risque contentĀ AppleInsiderĀ
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One of the better profile pics in my 100mi radius.
Courtesy of Tinder and iPhone X