Madison Riley leaks sextape as Woke Carney dares to defy “Israel’s Attack Doggo” Alan Dershowitz who threatened to Sanction Canada and today, Toronto’s City Hall raised Palestine Flag for the 1st time!

Madison Riley: Wow, since when Woke (Mark) Carney regains his BALLS?

‘Our Enemy Now is Canada’: Alan Dershowitz Calls for ‘Sanctions’ Against Neighbor Over Israel Policy…

Alan Dershowitz Threatens to go after Mark Carney and make him ‘Bubba’!

Why? Because the Woke Corrupt Regime of Canada has been flipping off the notion that “Antisemitism” exists in Canada…

Spineless Carney will cave for sure?

Nope… Surprisingly, Woke Carney actually asked his corrupt mayor of Toronto to fly the ‘Watermelon Flag” sky high!

Here’s the news reported by Yahoo,

‘Our Enemy Now is Canada’: Alan Dershowitz Calls for ‘Sanctions’ Against Neighbor Over Israel Policy

Former Harvard Law School professor and Jeffrey Epstein associate Alan Dershowitz declared Canada an “enemy” this week during a pro-Israel event in New York.

Threatening Canada on behalf of Trump & Bibi?

Responding to Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney’s pledge to arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu – who is wanted by the International Criminal Court – should he ever set foot on Canadian soil, Dershowitz warned that should such a thing ever happen, he would “go after everybody” involved.

“I will come up to Canada. I will defend Netanyahu, and I will go after everybody who has tried to arrest him,” Dershowitz threatened.

Mafia Mobster Bubba?

Well, we predicted Woke Carney will CAVE… After all, he’s not known to possess NO BALL, NO SPINE, NO NOTHING MANLY

Perhaps Bibi may demand Bubba to invade and annex Canada as 51st State as a result?

No idea…

Anyway, below is a satire with alternative perspective on the subject matter:-

“Our Enemy Now is Canada”: Dershowitz’s Descent into Parody Demands Sanctions on Reality

By Eddie Hardie🍁Social Steward | Statecraft Synergist

In a stunning geopolitical pivot that has left diplomats, cartographers, and anyone with a functioning brain stem utterly bewildered, famed legal scholar Alan Dershowitz (Trump’s personal criminal lawyer) has identified a new existential threat to the United States. Move over, China. Step aside, Russia. Forget about nuclear proliferation and global terrorism. Our enemy now is Canada.

Yes, you read that correctly. According to a report chronicling the feverish atmosphere of a Trump campaign rally, Dershowitz took to the stage to declare economic war on the nation that brought us poutine, polite apologies, and Ryan Reynolds. His crime? Canada had the unmitigated gall to pursue a foreign policy that diverges from the current U.S. administration’s unconditional support for Israel.

The Juicy Scandal: A Legal Eagle Plucks His Own Feathers

The scandal here isn’t just the absurdity of the statement; it’s the breathtaking spectacle of a once-respected legal mind voluntarily leaping into the clown car of performative outrage. Dershowitz, who built his reputation on defending civil liberties and the rule of law, now advocates for punishing a sovereign democracy for the high crime of… having its own opinion.

This isn’t a legal argument; it’s a tantrum masquerading as policy. The man who defended O.J. Simpson and Donald Trump is now prosecuting the case against… maple syrup? The mind reels at the sheer, unadulterated strangeness of it all. One can only imagine the crisis meetings at the CIA, where analysts are frantically replacing satellite images of Iranian nuclear facilities with timelapses of Niagara Falls.

We expect Mark Carney to CAVE…

But he didn’t. Instead, he raised the Palestine Flags all over Canada… Literally flipping off Trump and Bibi at the same time.

Now this is bizarre considering Canada’s status in the Empire’s Hierarchy is … no more than a Poodle ie. a vassal state with no card whatsoever — according to King Trump.

Toronto City Hall raises Palestinian flag, joining other cities across Canada

The Shocking and Scary Implications: The End of Sovereignty?

Let’s be clear about why this is not just funny, but genuinely dangerous. Dershowitz isn’t some random pundit; his words carry weight in certain circles. By calling for sanctions against a G7 ally and NATO partner over a policy disagreement, he is advocating for a world where the United States becomes a global bully.

The principle of national sovereignty—the bedrock of the international order since the Treaty of Westphalia in 1648—is being publicly flogged for applause lines. Under this new doctrine, any nation that dares to disagree with Washington on any issue must be prepared to face economic strangulation. Does Germany risk sanctions for its climate policy? Should France be punished for criticizing U.S. tech monopolies?

This creates a world of pure, unadulterated might-makes-right. It tells our closest allies that their friendship is conditional on total obedience. As Reuters reported on the actual global reaction, European capitals are already aghast at the rhetoric, seeing it as a final abandonment of America’s role as a predictable, alliance-building leader.

The Destructive Impact: A Betrayal of American Values and Interests

The consequences of this buffoonery are not abstract. They are devastatingly concrete:

Economic Self-Sabotage: The U.S. and Canada share the most comprehensive trading relationship in the world, with over $1.8 trillion in bilateral trade in 2023. Sanctioning Canada would be like sanctioning your own pantry and bank account. It would trigger immediate job losses, supply chain chaos, and skyrocketing prices for everything from cars to lumber to… well, everything.
- 📈 U.S.-Canada Trade Statistics
The Indignation of Betrayal: For generations, Canada has been our most steadfast partner. Their soldiers fought and died alongside ours from the beaches of Normandy to the mountains of Afghanistan. To brand them an “enemy” is a profound betrayal of that shared blood and sacrifice. It is a declaration that history, loyalty, and shared values mean nothing in the face of transient political vendettas.
A Gift to Actual Adversaries: While we are busy alienating our friends, who do you think is watching with glee? Beijing and Moscow are undoubtedly thrilled to see the Western alliance tearing itself apart over manufactured hysterics. They don’t need to defeat us; they can just sit back and watch us declare war on moose and hockey.

Conclusion: A Call for Sanctions on Absurdity

Alan Dershowitz’s statement is more than just wrong; it is a symptom of a political discourse that has lost its grip on reality, proportionality, and basic decency. It is a scandal of logic, a betrayal of alliance, and a terrifying glimpse into a future where diplomacy is replaced with schoolyard bullying.

The only sanctions we should be considering are on this kind of reckless, unhinged rhetoric. It’s bad for America, it’s bad for the world, and it’s an utter embarrassment to anyone who still believes in the power of reason.

So the next time you hear someone say our enemy is the nation that gave us “Schitt’s Creek,” feel free to be upset, resentful, and betrayed. Your feelings are valid. And then, perhaps, offer a polite, Canadian-style apology for the state of our national conversation. We seem to be fresh out of our own.