Lily-Rose Depp: F-35 is so Stealthy even Uncle Sam Couldn’t Find it… U.S. Military Asks Public for Help in Locating Missing F-35 Still Flying after Pilot’s Emergency Egress

Bad Boy F-35B Lightning II went missing under U.S. Air Force’s watch!

U.S. Military Asks Public for Help in Locating Missing F-35 Still Flying After Pilot’s Emergency Egress

Drawing online mockery and tomfoolery is a developing indiscretion involving a rogue F-35 stealth fighter that went missing in South Carolina after its pilot ejected. The internet has responded in kind on multiple platforms, posting “Missing-Jet” fliers on lamp posts, notices on milk cartons, and mashed up Dude, Where’s My F-35 movie posters.

Unbelievable as it may seem, this wouldn’t be the first time a military aircraft has flown on without its pilot. Toward the end of the Cold War, for example, one Soviet pilot witnessed his jet fly off without him after he ejected from it and continued flying for over 500 miles.

On Sunday afternoon, Joint Base Charleston confirmed a “mishap involving an F-35B Lightning II jet” in which the pilot had to eject. Joint Base Charleston didn’t give further details on the incident or what specifically prompted the ejection, but it did request the public’s help in locating the missing jet.

Lily-Rose Depp: This is the toy made by our almighty Military Industrial Complex that suck trillions out of our pocket? Got Milk, sorry, Got Hope?

Joint Base Charleston is working in conjunction with Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort, the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing out of MCAS Cherry Point, Navy Region Southeast, the FAA, the Civil Air Patrol, as well as local, county, and state law enforcement across South Carolina.

Their Facebook post reads, “Teams continue to search for the U.S. Marine Corps F-35B Lightning II, using both ground and air assets. We appreciate the support we’ve received from our mission partners and every organization involved, as integrated teams are searching and preparing for the recovery of the jet.”

The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II is an American family of single-seat, single-engine, all-weather stealth multirole combat aircraft that is intended to perform both air superiority and strike missions. Last year Lockheed announced “Project Carrera”, a multi-year investment wherein the company plans to sink $100 Mn of its own money into drones, artificial intelligence, and upgrades to the F-35.

Lily-Rose Depp: And the Deep State Degenerates still think they can beat China with this F-35 MIA fiasco?

Lily-Rose Depp Nude Scenes From “The Idol” S01E03 In 4K

The video below features Lily-Rose Depp’s nude scenes from S01E03 of the HBO series “The Idol” enhanced in ultra high definition.

Lily-Rose Depp must have douched with watermelon juice and stuck a piece of fried chicken up her snatch before filming these scenes, as her co-star The Weekend” chows down on her coochie like he is at his grandmama’s house for dinner.

Of course in the civilized Chinese world the blasphemous act of cunnilingus is strictly forbidden under our Holy Law handcrafted by Jade Emperor in Heaven… As the licking of a woman’s nether region is seen as not only an unsanitary act but an incredibly sinful one, as there is nothing more Satanic than female sexual pleasure.