Kourtney Kardashian: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Penis completely Worn Out because of so many tourists Grabbing & Stroking it… especially his Karen Fans

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Cristiano Ronaldo statue’s penis becoming worn out because of so many tourists grabbing it

According to The Sun, Cristiano Ronaldo’s statue in his hometown in Portugal has worn out, particularly around the genital area.

The bronze statue was unveiled back in 2014 and the bulge around his penis has gotten shiny because of the number of people touching it over the years.

It appears tourists often focus on, well, that one feature as many have been spotted grabbing or rubbing it.

“They couldn’t help notice the well-rubbed area between his legs.”

Soon Cristiano Ronaldo will have no penis or his dick will become so worn out that it’s called NANODICK, scientifically speaking.

Kourtney Kardashian of course will spam a Sex Tape as usual…

ABSURD | TRASHY | SCANDALOUS

Probably the first & only time he’ll ever touch a woman

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