Kim Kardashian’s new porn is called “Bound 2″

KK & K just got it on in a video for us. Well, sort of.

The video for Bound 2, as well as the song itself, is some seriously bizarre shit. It’s really hard to take seriously and for the most part a lot of Kanye West fans are asking themselves if the whole thing was a prank. Personally, I’m just going with “Holy shit that was bad.”

WARNING: This music video clip contains explicit material

After reading the social media uproar on Wednesday, and various posts on websites, like so many other millions of people across the world, I watched the clip. Which, incidentally, was first released on the US talk show Ellen (a fact I find staggering given its content and her usual approach to standing up for women’s rights).

I know, I know, you Kanye West believers are still touting him as a genius and it could be that I just don’t get it, but Bound 2 just seems like one hot mess to me. Kanye is awkward as hell, not to speak of the sex simulation he does with Kim on the motorcycle, and the lyrics are meh.

It was sort of like watching Micheal Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley kiss on stage at the 1994 VMAs to prove their love was real and true.

Oh well, anything to fulfill his dream of fucking Kim Kardashian on film, I guess. The guy is clearly obsessed.

Unlike everyone else on the planet, I kind of liked the cheesy Windows 98 screensavers that served as a background to KK & K’s epic motorcycle ride in the video, but what I couldn’t stand were the lyrics. I’m really sick of dudes, rappers, what have you, calling women bitches.

It’s a pseudonym that works only when the woman you’re talking about is an actual bitch. I’ve got no problem with Jay Z singing that’s he’s got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one, because fuck ya, I can relate to that, but when Kanye is referring to his bitch (the mother of his child and future wife) and whether she’ll let him fuck other bitches, well, that’s just pisses me off.

On the up side, Kim Kardashian (who had never really done it for me in the past) has never looked better. I mean, wow. I’m really digging her new look and her post baby bod. Just look at that ass.

Like, seriously?! WOWSER! Best instagram pic evah:

Click on image to enlarge butt.
This whole video is kid of a mess, though, see and judge for yourself: