From now on, anyone can call themselves an ‘Astronaut’ for as long as they can fork out tons of money to take a 11-mins ride on Jeff Bezos rocket that can burst into a ball of fire anytime…

Why?

Remember Boeing 737? Jeff Bezos is one of biggest abuser of H1B Visa just like Boeing hiring $9/hr Indian genius to write code for their 737s.

Meanwhile, Katy & Gang have been to the space and returned, yet no one seems to be excited, let alone impressed. And surprisingly, not even Donald Trump who usually won’t let go any such opportunity to brag a bit… except for Indian media:-

Katy Perry just launched into space, and she’s not alone. Blue Origin’s first all-women crew created history, breaking barriers 100 km above Earth. Pop meets power. Science meets sisterhood. Kshitija Gosavi decodes

Katy Perry just launched into space, and she’s not alone. Blue Origin’s first all-women crew created history, breaking barriers 100 km above Earth. Pop meets power. Science meets sisterhood. Kshitija Gosavi decodes.
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Everyone else seems to think this is fucking immoral…

OLIGARCHIC Publicity Stunt!

Hence, the reemergence of #1 Anti-Oligarch… #Free Luigi

In honor of Katy Perry and Gayle King returning from space

Wendys Beefing with Katy Perry 💀

Kesha shares a picture of her getting Wendys only a few hours after Wendys publically shaded Katy Perry on Twitter. Reminder that Katy Perry worked with Dr. Luke on her latest album even after Kesha disclosed that he had sexually assaulted her

Olivia Wilde criticises the 10-minute Blue Origin space trip: “Billion dollars bought some good memes I guess”

Katy Perry riding huge dick…

Yesterday,

Katy Perry Killed In Stupid Space Publicity Stunt

The article below was written before the launch of Katy Perry’s all-female crew space publicity stunt, so some details of her inevitable fiery death may be slightly off.

In a hilariously doomed bid to prove women can invade man’s sacred domain of space, pop diva Katy Perry and her handpicked posse of Blue Origin’s finest female astronauts crashed and burned during their attempt to breach the heavens today. The mission, dubbed “Operation Lipstick Launch,” was meant to showcase girl power among the stars but instead ended in a fiery reminder that women are feeble-minded and inept creatures.

Katy and Gang will be screwing the sky with this giant penis…

The all-female crew, reportedly chosen for their “girl boss vibes” rather than pesky qualifications, spent pre-launch prep time loudly debating nail polish shades and snapping selfies in their glittery spacesuits. Perry, the mission’s self-appointed “Chief Inspiration Officer,” insisted on blasting her hit “Roar” during liftoff, drowning out critical radio chatter. Sources say the control room’s male engineers could only groan as the rocket wobbled skyward, as their warnings about trajectory errors were ignored. Until finally the rocket exploded in “a sparkly pink mushroom cloud” that was said to be visible from three states.

Also on board this doomed DEI disaster was the billionaire owner of Blue Origin (and Amazon) Jeff Bezos’s fiancée, Lauren Sánchez, making this all-female rocket launch stunt one of the most elaborate and creative ways to dump a woman ever conceived.

Bezos is no doubt cackling away in his man-cave right now while getting blown by his much younger new girlfriend and toasting the explosion as “better than any prenup.”

Subsequently,

Katy Perry finally made it to the space… and thank Allah, she got back in one piece.

Katy Perry says the 11-minute trip to space is “all for the benefit of Earth”

Katy Perry, Bezos’ fiancé, Oprah’s BFF, and some other rich lady randos went to space today.

Footage of Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez, Amanda Nguyen, Aisha Bowe and Kerianne Flynn in Space 👀

Footage of Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez, Amanda Nguyen, Aisha Bowe and Kerianne Flynn in Space 👀
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Katy Perry and Gayle King have safely landed back on Earth

Katy Perry and Gayle King have safely landed back on Earth
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Space tourism: Katy Perry released as much CO2 in 11 minutes as she would have been expected to emit in eight years.

Katy Perry Kisses the Ground After Landing From Space

Katy Perry first interview since going to space: “I couldn’t recommend this experience more”

Katy Perry first interview since going to space: “I couldn’t recommend this experience more”
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