BAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What did you get up to at the weekend, eh? Well, sorry, but unless you went out to celebrate the birthday of your tits, we’re not interested. We are interested in Josie Cunningham, though, because that’s exactly what she did. Went on a bender to celebrate the day, two years ago, that she got her very own nork orbs.
Heartwarming, innit? Not heart warming, though, is her outfit. That’s not, in fact, warming anything. Josie, mate, have a word. We went outside this weekend (and we won’t be doing it again; the world is shit) and it was fucking freezing. Like, seriously, we think we saw a old man fall over and smash into a million frozen pieces. THAT is how cold it was. But Josie’s just wandering round Soho with not even a cardigan. She’ll catch a chill, we swear.
If you’ve always wondered what a night out with Josie Cunningham looks like, wonder no more! She allowed Now magazine to follow her around and film the entire evening, during which a pap shouted “JODIE, pop one out!”. Worth a watch if you’ve always wanted to see Josie Cunningham grind on a male stripper, or if you really want to hear the origin story of her breasts, David and Dwight. Like if they were superheros. Booberheroes.
Lovely.
Oh, the pics are NSFW, unless you work at, like, a boob office.
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