IKEA promotes DIY Erotic Furniture in China

Swedes Foisting Masturbation Videos on Chinese Shoppers

https://youtu.be/MdcLpZLxi_0
Pornography is banned in China, you know.
But as a humanitarian superpower, it is the job of Sweden to show videos of men masturbating to innocent Chinese shoppers.
RT:

Customers at a Hong Kong IKEA got an unexpected film screening when one of the store’s giant TV screens began playing a pornographic video.
IKEA is still investigating how a big-screen TV ended up playing a film of a man pleasuring himself to an audience of shoppers in the Causeway Bay store. Chances are, someone’s going to get fired.
A quick-thinking staffer thought to cover the offending half of the screen by taping a large piece of paper over it, and eventually someone thought to unplug the TV. No word on how many shoppers got distracted from their mission of acquiring generic-looking, difficult-to-assemble but undeniably budget-friendly Swedish furniture in the mean time.

Covering the screen with paper and then eventually – after some time – thinking to unplug the TV is the most Chinese thing I’ve ever heard.
But no, I don’t think anyone is going to get fired.
This is yet another Swedish humanitarian intervention. Some Bjorn is going to get a promotion for successfully pulling-off operation jerk-off.
Anyway, let’s just assume there is no accident. Then it’s reasonable to assume this wanking episode must be a Viking ploy, that IKEA showcases porn to customers becos they’re about to launch Sex Furniture!

Erotic Furniture, also known as sex furniture, is any form of furniture that can act as an aid to sexual activity. While almost anything can be used for this purpose, the most common form of furniture employed for sexual activity is the bed, but couches and sofas come a close second. Wikipedia

Are the erotic furniture gonna be something like this one?
Art# 010 – The Greater Sumerian Coffee Table

Or perhaps something artsy like these,
Art# 020 – I Believe I Can Fly Lamp Stand

Art# 030 – Apple Dining Table


Part# 010 – Apple Dining Table Spare Parts

Art# 040 – Apple Inspired Threesome Conference Table

How about something more practical like this simple Tantra Chair (all Kamasutra positions are possible)? It’s on Sales…
Or Perhaps something more exotic like these…?

In anticipation of the coming launch of IKEA erotic furniture, IKEA is making a sex tape for the coming Chinese New Year … The Piggy Spring Festival

IKEA’s Sex Tape for the Piggy Year