Here’s How Many People Have Sex at the Office Holiday Party
A new study shows ’tis the season to get busy.
Jennifer Aniston – topless Paparazzi pics taken in 1999.
‘Tis the season to be frisky.
Santa’s making a list, and checking it twice, and dry heaving at the number of people hooking up with their boss at the office Christmas party.
A recent survey by Ann Summers, a British lingerie and sex toy retailer, revealed that over half of the 2,000 people surveyed admitted to making out with a colleague during an office Christmas party, and 39% admitted to having sex. As in sex during the party, in the office. Apparently, all the free booze gets everyone ho-ho-hammered and makes any sense of professionalism melt away until everyone is radiating sexy, horny holiday cheer.
The top location for a festive, corporate quickie? The parking lot, with 25% of holiday horndogs jingling their bells in, on, or in between cars. Too much ‘traffic’ in the parking lot? Try the conference room, where 21% of people hold very serious business meetings with their genitals. Other favorite places to get it on are in a storage cupboard, on the boss’s desk, and on your own desk.
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The naughtiest set of employees was revealed to be IT, with 76% of workers turning on colleagues instead of computers. Runners up are legal, with 74% of the industry guaranteed to get coal (and condoms) in their stockings; HR with 72%; and transport and logistics with 72%.
Senior managers take the cake, with 65% claiming to have done a lot more than just kiss under the mistletoe. “You spend so much time with your colleagues at work that it’s easy to fall for them, so the Christmas party is the perfect time to get rid of that sexual tension,” a spokesperson said of the findings.
Ann Summers really wants you to get laid in the office this holiday season, so she came up with a Christmas party floor plan to make sure it happens.
Happy horny holidays!