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Truly Terrifying Halloween Ideas
Truly Terrifying Halloween Ideas
The latest Hollywood starlet to try to move off the D-list via sex tape, Sand has never found an occasion where lucite wasn’t appropriate.
How to get the look: Lucite heels, a little spandex (really – as little as possible), frosted lip gloss and black eyeliner are all you need to pull this one off. And before you leave the house, don’t forget to take one thing off. Shauna would probably suggest underwear.
Katie Price/Jordan/Jodie Marsh/Roxanne (Alex Reid)
They’re almost interchangeable at this point, but read on for the subtle differences in costume.
How to get the look: The costumes all start the same: 2 round balloons, over-inflated and placed at chest level. A Borat style swimsuit made of pleather, metallic lamé or glitter covered nylon and a pair of heels made for streetwalking are the foundation. Apply 3 coats of pancake makeup, bronzer and false lashes. Top with a wig made of Amy Winehouse’s rehabbed beehive.
For Jodie Marsh, sprinkle with glitter and desperation, add rhinestones. For Katie Price/Jordan, volunteer inappropriate information throughout the night, insult any other women in similar costume for being trashy. And for Roxanne (Alex Reid), add a pair of stockings, cross your legs and look like more of a lady than the girls next to you. That might actually be the easiest.
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Halloween Sex Scandal
Shauna Sand gets caught having sex with her boyfriend on the beach
Okay, with Shauna Sand, well, it’s hard to say she got caught having sex in public really since it’s hard to be ‘caught’ just kind of being herself.
Well, with a young Courtney Stodden seemingly replacing her in terms of raunchy photo shoots in Americana institutions, Shauna has had to step up her game with some dude on vacation in St. Barts. Apparently, the story goes, Shauna was getting frisky on the beach with her man when she noticed the paparazzi shooting her. And instead of telling the photog to go away, she gave the more Sand-worthy shoutout ‘Hey, why don’t you shoot this!’ and proceeded start making the naughty right there on the beach.
Now, everybody’s got a mother somewhere, and this being mother’s day week, and Shauna Sand being a mom herself, I’ll respectfully keep my own honest commentary to myself on this one. Enjoy.
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