An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public.
Zanesville police intervened after several complaints of shoppers alleged that inappropriate sexual behavior was taking place.
Elmer Heinz, 73, Janette Weaver, 62, and Elliot McAnnister, 43, were found intoxicated and in possession of crack cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, and alcohol before being arrested by Zanesville police.
“Miss Claus was sitting on Santa’s lap, moaning and groaning, while he had his pants down and while we waited in line,” one shocked parent told reporters.
Zanesville police were forced to intervene at Colony Square Mall after the intoxicated trio partook in sexual behavior in front of shoppers and their children who were waiting in line to meet Santa Claus.
“The elf started masturbating under his trousers and fondling Mrs. Claus’s breasts as well as French kissing Santa Claus at the same time” one offended shopper reported.
One shopper also snapped pictures of Elliot McAnnister dressed as an elf and partaking in anal sex with one of the plastic reindeers.
“What they were doing was extremely offensive but I had been waiting in line for over an hour and my 4-year-old daughter would’ve never forgiven me if we had left, she was so eager to meet Santa Claus,” one visibly troubled shopper added.
Colony Square Mall administrators have since instated a no-alcohol policy for future employees at the Christmas mall kiosk to prevent further incidents, said officials.
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Gia Ramey-Gay Nude Sex Scene From “Submission”
The video below features Gia Ramey-Gay’s nude sex scene from the TV series “Submission” enhanced in ultra high definition.
Believe it or not before performing as an “actress” in this sex scene, Gia Ramey-Gay cut her teeth in Showbiz by flaunting her sinfully silky smooth sex slit in Playboy (as you can see in the nude photos below).
Of course we would be remiss if we did not comment on Gia’s unique surname “Ramey-Gay”, as it shows that she comes from a long line of degenerate homoqueers that loved to ram each others flaming AIDS riddled homo holes… That isn’t to say that us virile Magamen don’t enjoy ramming gays as well, but in the completely different context of shoving them off the tops of buildings or driving a truck into a gay pride parade.