Fancy Real Chinese Mama’s Milk? $16,000 A Pop

This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and what else ? The world’s best drink  – Real Mama’s Breast Milk.

Only thing is I am not sure if it’s organic?
I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for $16,000, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off …
Fancy Mama’s Milk ? Try Mama Akiho Yoshizawa…

Akiho Yoshizawa

Name: Akiho Yoshizawa
Birthdate: 1984-March-3
Current age: 29 (as of 2013)
Nationality: Japanese
Place of Birth: Tokyo, Japan
Profession: Actress/ Jav Idol

Or perhaps Chinese or Japanese udders are just not your cup of milk. You may wanna try this Russian Middle Eastern Hybrid … Salma Hayek (she is a “Jew’ from Russia, that’s why).
Technically, Jews are are middle east people. However, you’d many blond blond calling themselves “Jews” … Apparently, these are not the Jews from Jesus’s hometown. These are actually some Russian called Khazars. Their King Bulan snip his dick and converted to Judaism some 500 years ago. However, these “white people’ wouldn’t admit they’re actually Khazars becos they claim claim their ancestors are from Jerusalem. Otherwise, it will be complete bullshit to claim Israel is their homeland. Let’s not argue …
So, if you fancy camel milk, sorry, Salma Hayek’s milk, we heard she is asking for  $17,500 a pop…. Summer Specials: 99% Off (we heard the reason for such a massive discount is she hasn’t secure a single deal yet).