We Counted Every Nipple And Butt In ‘Fifty Shades’ So You Don’t Have To
Let’s leave emotion out of this.
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Just another day on the set of 50 Shades of Gray.

Vidcap from an episode of the Starz cable channel series “Spartacus: Vengeance.” Yep, the Starz people could flat-out HANDLE the raunch in Fifty Shades of Gray.

“All right! All right! I’ll sign the friggin’ contract!”

“You understand, I wouldn’t do this with just ANY billionaire!”

“Do it again! Do it again! Do it again! You’re a billionaire — think of me as the American electoral process post “Citizens United”!

An ordinary dom does well to hit the G-spot. But Fingers MacFarlane could hit a woman’s A,B,C,D,E,F and G spots all at the same time!

When’s the last time you ever saw this in a mainstream movie? Never? Thought so!


Quite possibly inspired by the Story of O. By the way, that’s Ksenia Solo clone Ashphyxia Noir hanging in those ropes and getting her brains trained out.

Guess which slave girl is the birthday girl?
Women: Horny Trumps Disgust: Why The Human Race Exists, Really!

As a matter of fact, I AM feeling moderately less disgusted! Let’s do it some more, I had no idea not being disgusted felt so very, very good!
