These news headlines on my local news…
So I asked IQ-Deficient ChatGPT and here is an identity crisis scenario our Voodoo ChatGPT thinks is very FUNNY?
Once upon a time, there was a potato named Spud. Spud lived in a bustling kitchen with other vegetables, but he always felt like he didn’t quite fit in. While the carrots and peas were content being what they were, Spud yearned for something more.
One day, while Spud was sitting on the kitchen counter, he overheard a conversation between two onions. They were discussing their flavorful and aromatic properties, and Spud couldn’t help but feel envious. He wanted to be as exciting as the onions, not just a plain old potato.
Determined to spice up his life, Spud decided to explore his options. He rolled off the counter and wobbled his way to the spice cabinet. He rummaged through the shelves, looking for something that could give him a unique identity.
Spud’s eyes lit up when he found a jar of paprika. He thought, “If I sprinkle some of this on me, maybe I’ll become a fancy paprika potato!” Excited about his new plan, he covered himself in a generous layer of paprika, turning bright red.
With his newfound “paprika” identity, Spud paraded around the kitchen, showing off his vibrant color. The other vegetables couldn’t help but burst into laughter. The tomatoes rolled on the floor, the peppers doubled over, and even the reserved onions cracked a smile.
But as Spud pranced around, he soon realized that being a “paprika potato” wasn’t as glamorous as he had imagined. The paprika started to itch, making him feel uncomfortable. Moreover, the other vegetables began to tease him, calling him “Mr. Spicy” and “Red Spud.”
Feeling foolish and misunderstood, Spud hurriedly made his way to the sink and washed off the paprika. As the red spice washed away, Spud stood there, once again a plain potato. But this time, he realized that being a potato was perfectly fine.
Embracing his true identity, Spud returned to the kitchen counter, joining the other vegetables. They welcomed him back with open arms, laughing together about his silly adventure. From that day on, Spud understood that being himself was the best identity he could have.
And so, the potato named Spud lived happily ever after, accepting himself for who he was and enjoying the simplicity of being just a potato, without any fancy embellishments.
Isn’t ChatGPT retarded? For this reason, Emma Stone decided to test a China AI next time to see if the Chinese is also as reatrded, I mean… Dumb!
Emma Stone Nude Dirty Talk Outtake From “The Favourite”
The video above appears to feature actress Emma Stone talking dirty in an outtake from her nude debut in the film “The Favourite”.
Emma Stone has always been a sarcastic sass-mouthed scarlet haired slut, so it certainly comes as no surprise to hear her expressing her filthy thoughts in this nude scene… Just as it is no surprise to see what appears to be Emma brazenly baring her nude little pink titties by the pool in the recently uncovered candid photos below.
Yes, there is no denying that Emma Stone is a ginger degenerate who can not have a “D” added to the end of her surname soon enough.