India Hair tugging and stroking in “Staying Vertical” (2016)
An Egyptian court has sentenced a 25-year-old woman to three years in prison for “sexually harassing” a monkey in the country’s north, state daily Al-Ahram reported Friday.
She was arrested in October after a 90-second video of the incident went viral among young people, school and university students and on social media sites, Al-Ahram reported.
The video shows Ahmed laughing while touching the genitalia of a monkey at a pet shop in the Nile Delta city and making sexual innuendos as people around her chuckle.

Kelly Wenham: “Monkey’s dick is so sweet”?
That’s just a part of the full video.
Can you imagine what must have gone through her head?
“Oh, look, an animal, let’s give it a handjob lol”
Federica Tommasi giving head in “Fallo!” (2003)
The other Federica…
Federica Felini
Reminds you of anything?
Here. Let me help refresh your memory.
Women are zoophiles. They’re sexually and emotionally attracted to all kinds of animals. Their depravity knows no bounds.
You must set those bounds.
Chelsea Handler
That’s all Egypt is doing here, really. Just putting limits and saying “NO! Bad whore!”
She told the prosecution that she had not meant to abuse the monkey in any way and that she was fond of the monkey.
Yeah, the video clearly shows that she was very fond of that monkey.
But then again, that’s to be expected, because all women are very fond of monkeys.
At court she “confessed … to the incident but said she did not mean to commit an indecent act and that she had been tickling the monkey”.
By “tickling the monkey” she means “giving the monkey a handjob and THEN tickling the monkey’s genitalia.”
If you don’t believe me, you can check the full video here.
The video sparked a fierce backlash online and outrage in the Muslim country.
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