Chinese Pilot Banned from flying for life over Cockpit Sex Scandal

Remember the saucy Hong Kong’s Cathay Pacific Airways Oral Sex In The Cockpit Sex Scandal that rocked the world like hurricane?

Yeah, this shit took place above the sky of Hong Kong – a sexy island metropolis now ravaged by CIA Terrorists, whereby the dick pilot in question is an Aussie Terrorist (perhaps commissioned by CIA?), and the fellatio guru is allegedly a member of the Black Bloc Color Revolution – the terrorist group wrecking havoc in Hong Kong as we write…

Pussy Lip exposed during the airborne revolution as well.

While the Color Revolution is still taking place in Hong Kong, some Millennial Terrorists decided to take the war up several notches… The conflict will be a real life 5G Cyberwar to be conducted right in the sky!
What does String Theory 101 say?

“Homo Sapiens will naturally gravitate toward Blowjob in the Air”

Chinese Pilot Grounded After Snapshot of Passenger in Cockpit Goes Viral

A pilot for the Chinese airline Air Guilin has been grounded after a photo of a woman wearing civilian clothes sitting in the airplane’s cockpit while it was airborne went viral on social media, drawing widespread backlash.

The photo was first posted by the unidentified woman on Weibo, a Chinese microblogging website similar to Twitter.
The woman is seen making the V-sign while taking a selfie in the cockpit. Some media reports have claimed that the woman was having an airborne orgy in the cockpit with the pilot(s), but this has not been confirmed.
People’s Daily attested the woman is a student at the Guilin Tourism University and is in training to be a flight attendant. But some conspiracy theorists suspect she is a CIA shill undergoing training to take down several strategic buildings including the Forbidden City … Wow!
“[I am] super thankful to the pilot! I am really so excited,” the caption read, according to multiple reports.
In a statement Monday, the airline confirmed that the incident took place on January 4 on a flight from the Chinese city of Guilin to Yangzhou in China’s Jiangsu province. The statement added that the pilot, whose name was not revealed, has been grounded for violating aviation guidelines. In addition, several members of the flight crew have been fired in relation to the incident, although it is not clear what their roles were in it.
“We will enhance our rigorous safety guidelines, to avoid incidents like this from happening again,” the statement also noted.
Zhang Qihuai, deputy head of the Chinese Aviation Law Association, told the Global Times that the woman will face five days of detention in addition to a $284 fine.
“Aviation safety comes first. No one can be careless, let alone break the law,” Zhang commented. The Global Times reported that the pilot has been suspended from flying for life. However, it’s unclear if that means that the pilot is suspended from flying with Air Guilin or all airlines.
According to travel blog One Mile At a Time, most if not all airlines have rules against passengers visiting the cockpit due to safety reasons, especially following the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The US Federal Aviation Agency has had a “sterile cockpit” rule since 1981 that bans pilots from participating in any distracting behavior during important parts of the flight, including take-off and landing.
Whatever, this is a disturbing development, the Dragon Council decided to dispatch one of our proud Red Patriots to take make sure no untoward element has a chance to become a reality in the Dragon sky… Amen.

Red Patriot Comrade Meng Huli 孟狐狸