Chelsea Handler revealed on Wednesday’s “Conan” that Jason Biggs peed on her face during a recent boating trip, and she thought it was “funny.”
Bigg’s wife Jenny Mollen posted a Vine clip of her husband urinating on Handler, prompting O’Brien to say he had to bring up the “horrifying video” because he needed an explanation of what happened.
“I did not want to be urinated on. That’s not something I was trying to get to happen,” Handler said, noting, “It did happen, and I’m still here.”
But O’Brien wanted to know why Biggs would do such a disgusting thing.
“He’s got problems, okay!” replied Handler, before giving a detailed account of what happened.
The comedian explained that she was in the water and holding on to the boat because the tide was so strong. She said she looked up and all of a sudden, “Jason’s penis was there and he was urinating on my face.”
Handler continued, “I thought it was so funny that somebody would pee on someone’s face, that I was laughing so hard I couldn’t swim away… I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle.”
The “Uganda Be Kidding Me” author noted that she found the entire thing hilarious, saying, “Listen, I can take one for the team. If somebody needs to get urinated on, I am happy to do that. I don’t care about urine. Who gives a sh*t? Sorry, who cares? I was in the ocean! Do you know how many things are living in the ocean? It’s like a human toilet.”
Handler added, “There are things that are way more disgusting than that. To me it’s funny that somebody can be that rude to another person. That made me really happy.”
Check out the hilarious video and the Vine clip below!
“I did not want to be urinated on. That’s not something I was trying to get to happen,” Handler said, noting, “It did happen, and I’m still here.”
But O’Brien wanted to know why Biggs would do such a disgusting thing.
“He’s got problems, okay!” replied Handler, before giving a detailed account of what happened.
The comedian explained that she was in the water and holding on to the boat because the tide was so strong. She said she looked up and all of a sudden, “Jason’s penis was there and he was urinating on my face.”
Handler continued, “I thought it was so funny that somebody would pee on someone’s face, that I was laughing so hard I couldn’t swim away… I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle.”
The “Uganda Be Kidding Me” author noted that she found the entire thing hilarious, saying, “Listen, I can take one for the team. If somebody needs to get urinated on, I am happy to do that. I don’t care about urine. Who gives a sh*t? Sorry, who cares? I was in the ocean! Do you know how many things are living in the ocean? It’s like a human toilet.”
Handler added, “There are things that are way more disgusting than that. To me it’s funny that somebody can be that rude to another person. That made me really happy.”
Check out the hilarious video and the Vine clip below!
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Chelsea Handler Explains Why She Likes To Get Naked On Ellen
Chelsea Handler opened up about why she loves getting naked on camera and exposing her breasts whenever she can during an appearance on Thursday’s “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”
Handler and DeGeneres were laughing as they reminisced about the hilarious shower segment they filmed for the finale of “Chelsea Lately,” in which the former late-night host went completely nude.
Handler noted that it was difficult to strip down to nothing in front of someone she respects, joking, “That was a very low point in my life.”
“You don’t even care. You’re just naked,” recalled DeGeneres, explaining that Handler even started bouncing up and down during filming.
“I like to be naked because I don’t take my body seriously,” Handler said. “I know people do, and that’s nice for them, but I think bodies are so silly.”
The “Uganda Be Kidding Me” writer admitted that she loves flaunting her breasts because she said they are her best physical assets.
“I like to take them out whenever I can, and be like, ‘Hey look! Pretend this is my whole face!’” she said laughing, adding, “I have a thing where we take photos, and they [my friends] think we are taking a beautiful photo in like Africa or the Sahara and all of a sudden… They don’t know I am taking my boob out until they get the photo back. So it’s not funny for everyone, but it is funny for me.”
Handler and DeGeneres were laughing as they reminisced about the hilarious shower segment they filmed for the finale of “Chelsea Lately,” in which the former late-night host went completely nude.
Handler noted that it was difficult to strip down to nothing in front of someone she respects, joking, “That was a very low point in my life.”
“You don’t even care. You’re just naked,” recalled DeGeneres, explaining that Handler even started bouncing up and down during filming.
“I like to be naked because I don’t take my body seriously,” Handler said. “I know people do, and that’s nice for them, but I think bodies are so silly.”
The “Uganda Be Kidding Me” writer admitted that she loves flaunting her breasts because she said they are her best physical assets.
“I like to take them out whenever I can, and be like, ‘Hey look! Pretend this is my whole face!’” she said laughing, adding, “I have a thing where we take photos, and they [my friends] think we are taking a beautiful photo in like Africa or the Sahara and all of a sudden… They don’t know I am taking my boob out until they get the photo back. So it’s not funny for everyone, but it is funny for me.”
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