1. “I love my pussy, it is the complete summation of my life. It’s the place where all the most painful things have happened. But it has given me indescribable pleasure. My pussy is the temple of learning.” —Madonna, in her book, Sex

2. “I say grab a mirror and play along. Get in there. Learn about it. You’re supposed to treat it like the beautiful flower that is, the delicate flower that it is. And you’re supposed to nurture it in all the ways that it needs nurturing.” —Cameron Diaz, on Chelsea Lately

3. “I told Khloé that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she’s been looking for, and then she wrote me back, ‘Oh my god, I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina … And we were talking back and forth and people were like, what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.” —Kourtney Kardashian, on Conan

4. “I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out … And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.” —Olivia Wilde, at These Girls, a night of monologues

5. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina … I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.” —Brandi Glanville, in her book, Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders
6. “Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D … if you live in a place that has heavy winters, when the sun finally comes out, spread your legs and get some sunshine.” —Shailene Woodley, on Into the Gloss
7. “Sparks don’t grow … your vagina doesn’t become more inclined to wanting someone just because you’re around them.” —Amanda Seyfried, in Elle
8. “I do want babies, but I don’t want a great big vagina.” —Kelly Osbourne, in Cosmopolitan
9. “When I came back from the hospital, the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better-looking than before!” —Kim Kardashian, on Keeping Up With the Kardashians
10. “I don’t consider myself beautiful or famous, but my vagina certainly is. Everyone knows this. I have the Angelina Jolie of vaginas.” —Amy Poehler, in her book, Yes Please
11. “It’s work having a vagina. Guys don’t think that it’s work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Every night it’s like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me.” —Amy Schumer, on Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff
12. “Oh my god, y’all. I just had a daydream that my vagina ate a bag of Skittles!” —Jessica Simpson, on Twitter