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Three elders die within minutes during a threesome that turned into a 72-hour long sex marathon

Brunswick, Georgia | An elderly couple and one of their neighbors were found dead in the couple’s bed after a three-day-long Viagra-driven sex marathon which caused all three of them to suffer heart attacks almost simultaneously.

83-year old Albert Simpson and his 80-year old wife Thelma were found dead in their residence on Sunday along with a neighbor and long-time friend, 86-year old Jebediah Jones.

All three elders were found naked on their bed and important quantities of erectile dysfunction drugs were found on a nearby nightstand, suggesting they died during sexual intercourse.

According to Brunswick Police Department spokesman, Lieutenant Robert Miles, video evidence found on the site shows that the three elders had been involved in a sexual marathon for 72 hours before they suffered from heart problems.

“We found several hours of video recordings showing all three victims involved in sexual intercourse during the days before they died. It also shows both men ingesting large quantities of erectile dysfunction drugs.”

Lieutenant Miles says the victims’ heart problems may have been caused by excessive drug use and overly intense physical effort.

“We found hundreds of similar videos in the couple’s house showing they were used to this kind of intense sexual marathon. The evidence suggests they pushed a bit too far this time for their age and condition, but we’ll have to wait for the autopsy to be sure.”

Brunswick Police Department Lieutenant Robert Miles says more than 3000 contraband Viagra pills were seized on the site. Excessive use of these drugs could have played a role in the victim’s demise according to BPD investigators.

Several thousand Americans die every year during sexual activity, most commonly of heart problems caused by excessive physical effort.

Erectile drug overdoses have also become more common over the last few years according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS).

In 2017, less than 11,000 deadly overdoses associated with erectile dysfunction drugs were reported across the United, while more than 23,000 were reported in 2018 and almost 39,000 in 2019.

According to the HHS, more than 70% of these deaths implicated contraband or counterfeit drugs rather than legitimately prescribed ones.

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