Nudity is OK in Canada, at least in Montreal … Tell Miley Cyrus, don’t waste time on #FreeTheNipple campaign. Titties have been freed – just take a drive to the Great White North … that is happening at least in the Francophone areas.
Women In Montreal Will Be Allowed To Go Topless In Public This Summer
Miley Cyrus in paint
Although it’s a noble cause, it is important to point out that this organization was started by the last person you’d expect. Raël, the leader of the Raëlian movement who believes that all the gods of modern religion were actually aliens. So I guess now they have two main pillars of belief, aliens and topless women. Seriously, that sounds perfectly reasonable – where do I sign up?
Next, there appears to be Clash of Civilization between folks who believe in “Sacred Mountain Will Get Mad If You Titties” … In direct clash with the #FreeTheTitties movement …
Naked Canadians Responsible For Malaysian Earthquake
Brother and sister Lindsay and Danielle Peterson were detained, along with other foreign nationals, for posing nude on a sacred mountain. Malaysian authorities believe the miscreants action of posing naked caused 5.9 magnitude earthquake, which killed at least 16 people. The accused siblings’ father was interviewed by Malaysian press, and he claimed his children did not inform him of their action. You can’t make this one up. It seems the Ugly American tourist has been supplanted by the Earthquake-causing Deadly Naked Canadian (Canadien/Canadienne in French). A bit weird, stripping naked with one’s brother.
The nudists in court:
The ringleader Emil Kaminski, Malaysia wants him, but the don’t have him yet so they’re going to make the others pay dearly: https://www.facebook.com/dr.emil.kaminski