Bolsonaro Caught Running Drugs, Didn’t Even Try Any Himself!
Jair Bolsonaro has always been considered an unofficial member of the Alt-Lite. Everything from his superficial “right-wing” persona, his appeal with low-IQ normies and love for the Desert Barbarians indicated that this man was going to be trouble.
Now, we learn that he has been running drugs despite promising to be tough on drugs – which was to be expected really.
New York Times:
President Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil has vowed to pursue drug traffickers relentlessly. So he was hard-pressed to explain how a presidential plane ended up carrying 86 pounds of cocaine across the Atlantic during an official trip.
A Brazilian airman on that aircraft was caught with the shipment on Tuesday during a brief stop in Spain en route to the Group of 20 summit in Japan, Brazilian and Spanish officials said Wednesday.
The cocaine bust was bad enough. But it was an extraordinary embarrassment for Mr. Bolsonaro, who has exalted the integrity and professionalism of Brazil’s military.
Now, let’s give Bolsonaro a charitable reading. He, like Trump, could have just been grossly incompetent and unaware of what his pilots were up to, much like Trump is unaware of what his cabinet is up to.
There’s plenty of proof for this theory.
First, he too is a Boomer, now all the pieces are coming together.
Even his “chop down the rainforest to raise the GDP” strategy starts to make sense when you take into account just how much Boomers hate nature.
We should take a more charitable view of the whole situation if we suspected the Bolsonaro himself needed bags on bags on bags of cocaine because that’s just how he parties and he makes sure that everyone has a good time when they fly with El Presidente on his jet to Ibiza.
But no, he’s just letting it happen under his nose – and no, not in the literal sense.
None of these old Right-Lite politicians appear to have a clue about what is going on.
Forget about understanding the economy or Desert Barbarians or racial IQ stats.
These people can’t even keep their own staff from smuggling cocaine.
Last but not least, it’s rumored this pretty lass going by the name “Olivia” who apparently hailed from Singapore is his “Cokemate”?