Ariana Grande’s Flat Earth fanboy plans to beat Jeff Bezos and be first man to walk on moon since 1972

Flat Earth proponent plans to beat Jeff Bezos and be first man to walk on moon since 1972

One of the world’s staunchest supporters of the Flat Earth theory has set himself the goal to be the first man to walk on the moon since 1972 and beat Amazon billionaire, Jeff Bezos, while he’s at it.
Sixty-one-year-old limo driver and stuntman “Mad Mike” Hughes claims he has been planning to visit the moon for quite some time now and is scheduled to launch himself out of orbit for the first time next month for preliminary testing.
Hughes hopes that by taking pictures of the Earth from the moon that the Flat Earth theory will finally be vindicated.

“The Earth is like a giant pizza and its crust is made of ice, this should be clearly visible from the moon,” he explains.

“Mad Mike” Hughes, who is a staunch Flat Earth theory proponent, dismisses Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’s plan to land a manned mission on the moon by 2024 because of his “absurd belief in astrophysics and modern science.”

“Jeff Bezos’s plan is doomed to fail. He has no understanding of how the universe works. What will he do when he realizes the moon, like the Earth, is flat?” Hughes told reporters, visibly annoyed.

Hughes says he stopped believing in modern science when he realized it was all a load of “bull crap.”
“I build things with my hands, I don’t need no one to tell me how they think things work. I can build a rocket to send me into the outer atmosphere and I’ve never used a calculator in my life, let alone one of those computer gadgets,” he proudly admits.
Hughes has also started working on a homemade aluminum-based space suit to protect him from deadly space radiation which he hopes to test during a visit to Japan next year at the Fukushima nuclear meltdown site.

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Ariana Grande Cheers Up The NBA All Star Game

Ariana Grande wearing a hot cheerleader outfit and high heels as she perform at the 2015 NBA All-Star Game in New York City. She performed during halftime at the game which included a surprise when special guest Nicki Minaj who joined her for “Bang Bang”.
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Ariana Grande-Butera (born June 26, 1993 in Boca Raton, Florida, U.S.A.), known professionally as Ariana Grande, is an American recording artist and actress. Born and raised in Boca Raton, Florida, she attended North Broward Preparatory School and began her career singing at sporting events and with symphonies around her native Florida. She appeared in the Broadway musical 13, before landing the role of Cat Valentine on the Nickelodeon sitcom Victorious in 2009. After the show ended, she received her own spinoff, Sam & Cat, along with iCarly actress Jennette McCurdy. As she kept herself busy with television, Grande began to pursue a musical career, making her first appearance on the soundtrack, Music from Victorious (2011), which led to a recording contract with Republic Records.

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