Angelina Jolie In Sexy Lesbian Catfight Show

Another Lesbian Lover for Angelina?
If you thought Angelina Jolie’s transition from wild lesbian to picture perfect wife-to-be, mother of four and international humanitarian was a bit too picture-perfect, you were right. The past, as we all know, eventually comes to haunt all Hollywood stars who have stuffed their closets full of skeletons and locked the doors apparently for all eternity. But there’s no such thing as a well-kept secret in the world of entertainment, and if your name is Angelina Jolie, then you should never, ever assume you’re safe from some former lover coming to diss the dirt – real or made-up. It’s been known to happen before, and it’s happening again, only this time it’s not one of Angelina’s (pretty much) “official” former lovers telling a steamy story of seduction and sexual tension.


Everyone, meet Misty Cooper. Misty was an assistant to a producer on the set of “Gone in 60 Seconds”, the movie Angelina Jolie did with Nicholas Cage in 1999. You know, the one in which Angelina is a blonde car thief assisting Cage’s character in stealing 200 cars in one night – or something along these lines. Well, as Misty tells it, when she met Angelina, it was instant sexual chemistry. I must warn you, though – if you’re expecting sophisticated, post-modernist accounts of passionate intellectual encounters and slow, surreptitious seduction guess again – for this is something basically taken out of a Sandra Brown book. It doesn’t sound too real to me, and I have no idea why this lady decided to step up and tell her story at this particular point, almost ten years after the whole thing allegedly happened – but nevertheless, it’s worth checking out – simply for its unsurpassed (as yet) absurdity.

“We immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her”, Misty said about Angelina. “Angie wanted to sleep with me as much as I was so desperate to get her into bed. You could cut the sexual tension with knife”. Cooper also claims Angelina eventually invited her into her trailer… and leaves it down to our imaginations to figure out the rest. She also decided to issue a warning out to Brad Pitt, basically telling him that he’ll never keep Angie satisfied. “She (Angelina) can sleep with anyone she pleases, male or female, and she’s quite the seductress, so what chance does Brad have? Although he’s beautiful looking, there is no way he can keep her down. Angie has an incredible body – Brad should enjoy it while he still can”. Now that really sounds serious. I’m sure Brad is hiding at the bottom of his bed crying as we speak. Yes, he does seem the type.


 

Angelina NOT Jolie