Anderson Cooper Shares Mom’s Cunnilingus Sex Scandal

CNN Star Anchor Anderson Cooper Discusses His Mother’s Cunnilingus
STOP, MOM!
Gloria Vanderbilt Loves Oral Sex, According To Anderson Cooper
There are certain things most people would rather not discuss with their mother. Sex is one. Oral sex is another.

But CNN anchor Anderson Cooper not only did both — he admitted it live on TV, talking about the time his then 85-year-old mother praised her lover’s oral sex skills!

Gloria Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper.Wikimedia-Commons
CNN panel yuks it up over ‘good cunnilingus joke’
‎How about an anecdote by Anderson Cooper in which he revealed that his own elderly mother had “been serviced,” if you will, by “the Nijinsky of cunnilingus”?
We knew that Anderson Cooper loved to snack on the peen, but who knew he got the acquired taste from his mother?!
Please Allow Anderson Cooper To Tell You All About His Mom’s Love For Oral Sex

Anderson Cooper’s Mom Made Him Proofread Stories About Her Dates’ Cunnilingus Skills!
The hunky news maven let his mother’s penchant for oral action slip during a round table discussion with political pundit (and sexually liberated married man) Dan Savage on an episode of 360 this week. The revelation came in response to Savage’s comments about crack-smoking Toronto MayorRob Ford and his tales of oral sex with his wife.
“My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated,” Cooper said of his mother, 89-year-old heiress Gloria Vanderbilt, “and I use that term loosely – and she described one guy she was currently dating — my mom was 85 at the time — as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.”
“I love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news,” Savage added. Celebrities — they’re just like us!

ANDERSON COOPER, DAN SAVAGE, ANDERSON COOPER’S MOM, AND SOME CUNNILINGUS
Anderson Cooper Shares Cringe-Worthy Oral Sex Conversation He Had With His 85-Year-Old Mother

In what may be the best — at least the weirdest — ripple effect of the Rob Ford strange-o-palooza, here are Anderson Cooper and Friend of Wonkette Dan Savage talking Thursday about the best news stories of 2013 … until the conversation takes a turn for the disturbing. Or the awesome. We can’t decide. Cooper asked Savage what he thought the best scandal story of the year was, and Savage went with Rob Ford’s series of very public embarrassments, adding “I love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.” And really, who doesn’t?

And then Cooper had one of those moments where he was reminded of something and said so:

“My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated — and I use that term loosely — and she described one guy she was currently dating –– my mom was 85 at the time –– as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.”

Extra points for Cooper’s coda to the story: “I said, “Mom, I don’t know anything about modern dance.” (“Or cunnilingus,” added one of the other panelists.)
Mediaite’s Josh Feldman did his best to pretend astonishment: “Thanks, Anderson! Thank you SO MUCH for that image! Really, just… wow.” But why be squeamish about this? Anderson Cooper’s mom sounds like a hoot. Any woman who can find a Nijinsky of cunnilingus at 85 and get her gay son to mention it on national teevee should be an inspiration to everyone, and probably should have a statue built in her honor. It certainly beats flocking to restaurants wearing red hats.
The cheeky author said, “I love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.”
At this point Anderson interjected with his story about his mom, fashion designer and 89-year-old socialite Gloria Vanderbilt, who likened one lover’s oral sex skills to legendary ballet dancer Vaslav Nijinsky.
He said, “My mom once wrote a romance memoir about the men she had dated – and I use that term loosely.
“And she described one guy she was currently dating – my mom was 85 at the time – as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus and she made me proof-read the book. I was like, ‘Mom, I don’t know much about modern dance.’”
At which point Dan said, “Or cunnilingus…” which drew fits of giggles from the other panelists and openly gay Anderson himself.
Here is Anderson Cooper Jr…

Dylan Sprouse New Nude Selfie Pics Leaked: Total Full Frontal Exposure

Dylan Sprouse’s fanbase has literally doubled since nude photos of him were leaked last week by an ex-girlfriend (we’re still not entirely convinced it wasn’t part of an elaborate publicity stunt). And, the ex-Disney star seemed to take the publicity very well, and owned up to the photos very quickly. He’s not claiming these ones though.
Perez Hilton just posted more Dylan Sprouse nudes, that were supposedly just leaked on Tumblr. The pics are much more intense than the ones we saw last weekend, and instead of cupping himself, Dylan let it all hang out. There’s also some questionable liquid running down his stomach in one of them. After some analyzing I am very confident when I say that the new Dylan Sprouse photos are 100% FAKE. Anyone with any photo-shop knowledge will back me up on this. It looks like a clever fan took Dylan’s old nude photos and pasted them onto another man’s lower naked torso, and posted them on Tumblr. Perez may desperately want these pictures to be real, but they’re not.
So, if you were hoping to see the new Dylan Sprouse nudes, you’re not going to. There are enough REAL Dylan Sprouse nude photos, we don’t need to post fake ones too.

Yeah, right.
BONUS
And Beyoncé sure like to find out if there is any serious wisdom in Anderson Cooper’s revelation … ?

Beyoncé Knowles The Cunnilingus Edition