Alison Brie: Disney has gone Full WOKE… Mickey Mouse is officially Pregnant (for the next 9 months)!

Mickey Mouse is officially pregnant. He will be pregnant for the next 9 months, then will give birth to his child. This makes him the first-ever Disney character to be pregnant.

Woke Disney has announced Mickey Mouse is pregnant to encourage more Americans to have children and to show that men can give birth, too.

Mickey Mouse is officially pregnant, making him the first pregnant Disney character

On May 3, 2024, the TikTok account Mouse Trap News published a video claiming Mickey Mouse was pregnant.

Disney has gone full Woke by annoucing theme park characters pregnant

The account said Disney made the decision in order to encourage Americans to have more children, amid declining birth rates across the country, and to show men can also have a baby.

@mousetrapnews This is by far one of the strangest things Disney has ever done… #disneyworld #disneynews #mickeymouse #minniemouse #disneycharacters ♬ Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme Song (From “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”) – Karaoke Version – Urock Karaoke

Mouse Trap News said Mickey would be pregnant for the next nine months, before giving birth to his child, whose gender and mother had not yet been announced.

The account added:

This will make him the first ever Disney character to be pregnant… Many people assume Minnie Mouse is the mom, however others are speculating that it will be Daisy. After all, we reported earlier that Mickey and Minnie are officially getting divorced so it makes sense that Daisy would be the mom… This move also allows Disney to continue to grow their most popular franchise Mickey and Friends. This opens the door to far more cartoons and television series focusing on Mickey Mouse as a dad raising his child.

The gender of Mickey’s baby has not been announced, nor do we have any indication of who the mother is. Many people assume Minnie Mouse is the mom, however, others are speculating that it will be Daisy.

After all, we reported here that Mickey and Minnie are officially getting divorced, so it makes sense that Daisy would be the mom. According to an internal source, making Mickey Mouse pregnant comes in light of declining birth rates across the United States.

Disney wants to encourage people to have more children and what better way to do it than making their mascot pregnant? However, they also wanted this to be a story of inclusion, by showing that men can also be pregnant.

This move also allows Disney to continue to grow their most popular franchise, Mickey and Friends. This opens the door to far more cartoons and television series, focusing on Mickey Mouse as a dad, raising his child. We expect more information to come out over the next few months about Mickey Mouse’s baby.

Concept art for Mickey Mouse and his new baby

Many people are just excited that he isn’t having an abortion like Violet in The Incredibles 3, which we reported on here.

Similar posts appeared elsewhere on TikTok, and likewise on Facebook. Together, the posts had amassed more than 235,000 views at the time of this writing.

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