14 women you might not have expected to see naked today

Interested in seeing these women with their clothes off? Yeah, I thought so.

There are some singers, actresses, and public figures you expect to doff their duds whenever there’s a camera around. But there are others who tend to stay covered for most of their careers, which makes their topless photos or nude scenes all the more satisfying when they do arrive. And so, for your dining and dancing pleasure, here is a selection of my personal favorites.

1. Bossa nova singer Sade Adu

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In addition to having a lovely singing voice, the woman behind “Smooth Operator” and “The Sweetest Taboo” has, as you will attest, an incredible body.

2. Indie-label music princess Neko Case

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Fun fact: Neko has been approached to do nude pictorials for men’s magazines but turned them down. All we have is one incredible color shot and a stunning black-and-white pictorial for Kutie magazine.

3. Supergirl herself, Helen Slater

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Your fondest 1980s fantasies have come true. You finally get to see what Helen Slater had going on behind the big red “S” on her costume. Not bad, right?
4. France’s ex-First Lady, Carla Bruni

Carla Bruni nude

France, you have no idea what you were losing when you sent Ms. Bruni and her husband, Nicolas Sarkozy, packing.
5. Comedy songstress Julie Brown

Julie Brown nude

Wow, right? Here is the fun-loving chanteuse behind “The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun” and “Earth Girls Are Easy” in the classic slasher flick, Bloody Birthday.

6. Top Chef‘s Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi nude

Apart from Top Chef and being the ex-wife of Salman Rushdie, Padma also did some modeling. These, I guess, fall into that category.
7. Comedian Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman nude

Thanks to the movie Take This Waltz, we have this full frontal nudity from the popular, often controversial comedienne. The other two ladies in the third picture are Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski. Oh, and here’s an animated GIF of her shower scene.

8. That ’70s Show actress Laura Prepon

Laura Prepon nude

Laura Prepon nude

I’ll bet you’ve wanted to see Donna Pinciotti’s breasts for a while, haven’t you? Well, gaze upon them. The name of this movie, by the way? Lay the Favorite. I’m not even kidding. And now, Ms. Prepon has apparently decided to spend the rest of her career in the nude, judging by this scene from the pilot episode of Orange is the New Black.

Laura Prepon & “Those 70s Girls”

Laura Prepon

“Those 70s Girl”

See…If You Wish Hard Enough, Dreams Come True!

Laura Prepon of “That 70s Show” finally topless from the film,

“Lay The Favorite” (2012)!

Famous For:

“That 70’s Show” (1998-2006)
Having One Network Flop After Another
- Who Cares. I’d spend an evening watching her walk her dog. (Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t)

That’s Laura with Taylor Shilling (washing her hair)

in 4 pics above.

Now It’s Your Turn Mila!

↑ “Black Swan” (2010) w/Natalie Portman ↓

“Close but I don’t think I’m buying it”

Lisa Robinson Kelly

(Laurie Foreman)

Busted 3 Times: Spousal abuse of 61 year old husband (charges dropped), DWI & another domestic dispute.

Man, that’s a long way to fall in such a short time

Tanya Roberts

(Midge Pinciotti)

Let’s Throw In A Couple Shots Of Donna’s Mom

See The Entire “Set” Here:

Donna’s Naked Mom

9. Glee‘s Heather Morris (lots of times)

Heather Morris nude

Heather Morris nude

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Heather Morris nude

Heather Morris nude

Heather Morris nude

Heather Morris nude

Heather Morris nude

Between being a model and being an attractive, young celebrity with a camera phone, Heather Morris has generously allowed the public to view her anatomy from every possible angle. Choose your favorite and enjoy.
10. Heather’s Glee costar, Lea Michele

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Lea doesn’t seem like the naked type, does she? But she bravely bared her cute, tiny breasts in Broadway’s Spring Awakening.
12. Glee‘s Melissa Benoist
Thus far, Melissa Benoist’s Glee character, guileless newcomer, Marley Rose, has been a wholesome bore. But these pictures from Homeland show a new and altogether superior side of her, uh, personality

Melissa Benoist nude

12. Cartoon cutie Sody Pop

Sody Pop nude

Sody Pop nude

Sody Pop nude

Sody Pop nude

Okay, so technically she isn’t a “real” woman, but that doesn’t stop Sody Pop from being incredibly hot. Sody, a character created by Ren & Stimpy mastermind John Kricfalusi, has made occasional appearances in comics, commercials, videos, sketches, and cartoons since the 1990s. She’s usually scantily clad to one degree or another, but in one particular episode of the online cartoon series The Goddamn George Liquor Program she briefly went full frontal. I’ve given you screenshots of Sody with and without tan lines.
13. Adorable murderess Jody Arias

Jody Arias is guilty… of stealing my heart in these gorgeous pics. See you when you get out, baby.
14. Professional busty person Kate Upton

If nothing else, Kate Upton has proved that being sort of naked is still a viable career option in this porn-saturated world of ours. Well, here in one place for your convenience, are the pics which showcase as much of Kate’s anatomy as possible.
UPDATE: And now here is the much-anticipated topless shot:

BONUS! EMMA STONE AS NAKED AS SHE’S LIKELY TO GET

Emma Stone in a see-through dress with nipples visible.

The willowy actress has repeatedly said no to nude scenes, so these see-through shots are the best we’re likely to do. Enjoy them.

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