Going commando doesn’t have to be a desperate call for attention à la Britney Spears circa 2007. It can actually be a lot of good things. For example, buying new underwear is something most women do every couple of months or so. It can get quite expensive and annoying. Skipping panties every now and then can actually save you money. Your accountant would never tell you that, but I would, because I think outside the box. You’re welcome.
1. You won’t have to match your bra to your undies
Boys will never understand the struggle of trying to match panties and a bra. It’s so freaking annoying. Why does it have to be color coordinated anyway? Well, it doesn’t actually matter, because you can go commando and forget about this problem today.
2. It’s comfortable
Not wearing underwear is, quite possibly, one of your life’s best decisions. Taking off your panties brings a very similar feeling as the one you experience when you take your bra off. You know what I’m talking about? It’s a huge relief.
3. No more panty lines
Duuuh! Na panties, no panty lines! Imagine all the super tight dresses and skirts you can wear panty line free… Yas, girl, yaaas!
4. No wedgies
No more awkward situations where you have to claw inside your butt to dig out a wedgie without it being too obvious. Not only it’s freaking gross, it’s also so awkward. You can now run around wedgie free! Life hack right there.
5. You’ll feel sexier
Just knowing that you’re not wearing any underwear will make you feel adventurous and risqué. You’re going against the rules of society and bringing out the sexy vixen that you really are… You’re a femme fatale and you know it. U-huh, honey.
6. You won’t worry about running out of clean underwear
We all hate when that happens. No emergency laundry loads today.
7. Your man will love it
Test it out. Tell your man you’re not wearing any underwear and observe his reaction closely. Chances are, he’s going to LOVE it! It will definitely spice things up quite a bit in your relationship, let me tell you.
8. You’ll feel random bursts of pleasure throughout the day
Um, yeah… You might experience very pleasant sensations if you choose to go commando. You see, when your jeans rub against your naked self, magic things can happen. You might never want to wear panties again in your life.
9. Your pants/jeans will fit better
Screw the middle guy, you need direct skin to pants contact for best fit and look. It’s only logical… Lie using a broker vs. contacting your clients directly. Your pants will perfectly hug your bare curves without anything getting in the way.
10. There is no actual correlation between no undies and risk of infections
Ask your gyno. It’s true. Areas down their actually really enjoy fresh air. Treat it like a human being, let it breath for once. FYI, fresh air actually helps treat infections.