Top 5: Ladies With Insured Body Parts
Celebrities are nuts. They also live charmed lives. Nutty charmed lives, but charmed none the less.
In what world can a person insure they waist line (Betty Davis)? Or chest hair (Tom Jones)? That’s just nuts, you see, because if Betty Davis (when she was alive) so much as put on a pound her insure company had to pay her. She would, in effect, get paid to put on weight.
Nutty and charmed.
I need to get famous STAT, so someone could pay me to put on weight. Or maybe I could make a cool $30 million by eating too much candy and getting a cavity.
Clearly I have no idea how body part insurance actually works, but here are some nutty ladies with charmed body parts anyhow.
5. Julia Roberts – Smile $30 Million
America’s sweetheart has a $30, 000, 000 smile. That’s a lot of freakin’ zeros. I could never handle having that much money associated with my teeth, I’m much too paranoid. Then again if something were to happen to her pearly whites, $30 million would cover a new set of teeth several times over with enough left over for a new toothbrush and maybe some floss.
Honorable mention: America Ferrera $10 million.
4. Holly Madison – Breasts $1 Million
Holly Madison is one of Hugh Heffner several ex-blonde girlfriend. She was on a reality TV show, or two, or three (The Girls Next Door, Holly’s World, Dancing With The Stars). So obviously, she has a pair of big fake ass titties. And since they’re her money makers it makes sense that she would insure them for a hefty sum.
Honorable mentions: Madonna $2 million, Dolly Parton $600,000.
3. Heidi Klum – Legs $2.2 Million
One of Heidi’s legs has a little scar on it, so it’s worth less than its counterpart. I know what knee she will club when she looses all her money. Wink, wink. Better be careful and watch those legs when you bend her over and ass fuck her in your fantasies.
Honorable mentions: Tina Turner $3.2 million, Jaimie Lee Curtis $2 million, Rihanna $1 million.
2. Jennifer Lopez – Butt $300 Million
The Internet can’t make up its mind. According to a few different sites J-Lo has a $300 million insurance on her ass (a little excessive, no?), while others claim it’s a mere $27 million, some even say she has no ass insurance. I’ll leave up to you Peepz to make up your own mind on this one.
Honorable mentions: Kylie Minogue $5 million, Playmate Suzana Alves $2 million.
1. Mariah Carey – Legs $1 Billion
Seriously? Seriously? A BILLION dollars? Seriously? That’s insane. That’s insane even if she won the Gillette leg Goddess award or whatever it’s called. This one has to be a crazy rumor. Although, Mariah Carey seems like the kind of girl who wouldn’t think twice at the thought of getting a billion dollar insurance for her legs.
Personally, if I were Mariah Carey I would have spread some of that money around and covered my tits and my ass while I was at it.
Via elitedaily.com, content.time.com, allwomenstalk.com
Is that all ?
No. Apparently, the Queen of them all is still Miley Cyrus and her $ Billions Massive Camel Toe !
Top Ten Richest Pornstars 2013
This year’s Top Ten Richest Pornstars by TopTenOnEverything on Youtube. I might add the list is in the same order as the top 10 ranking for 2012 and the dollars figures
seem to be almost the same too.
The Top Ten Richest Pornstars list:
1) Jenna Jameson – Net Worth $30 Million
2) Tera Patrick – Net Worth $15 Million
3) Peter North – Net Worth $10 Million
4) Jesse Jane – Net Worth $8 Million
5) Traci Lords – Net Worth $7 Million
6) Maria Takagi – Net Worth $6 Million
7) Ron Jeremy – Net Worth $5.5 Million
8) Bree Olson – Net Worth $5 Million
9) Katie Morgan – Net Worth $4.5 Million
10) Lexington Steele – Net Worth $4 Million
Having said that, Mirror on the Wall reveals the top boobs remains with Modern Day Snow White Whitney Port …
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