“The Orange Clown is going to send our soldiers to space (to serve the Zionists)”
Halle Barry: “Yeah, New Space Order”?
Trump launches Space Force; internet launches Hollywood-style reactions
Anne Hathaway: “Does mama milk taste different in space?”
The White House has officially laid the groundwork for Space Force, the Trump administration’s efforts to expand the U.S. armed forces into outer space.
Vice President Mike Pence announced the plan at the Pentagon on Thursday and gave a 2020 deadline to launch what will become the sixth branch of the U.S. military.
Alice Eve “Hon… How do they make love in space? The dick will be floating around, doesn’t it?”
“Now the time has come to write the next great chapter in the history of our armed forces, to prepare for the next battlefield where America’s best and bravest will be called to deter and defeat a new generation of threats to our people, to our nation,” said Pence. “The time has come to establish the United States Space Force.”
Angelina Jolie: “Do we even need tees in space?”
President Trump was elated with the announcement, as he expressed on Twitter.
Space Force all the way!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2018
Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn’t think you should mock Trump’s new Space Force
Astro-Glamorman deGrasse Tyson: Trump’s ‘Space Force’ not a weird idea
Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
Maybe, just maybe, we should make sure our people are not dying because they lack health insurance before we start spending billions to militarize outer space. #SpaceForce
Amy Adams: “Me wanna make a sex tape with Donnie in space…. Yay!”
Kate Upton looks forward to Space Jiggling
Sorry, babe. Your boobs won’t bounce like this up there. God forbid.