Taylor Swift Sex Tape!
Anyway, it was said …
It appears as though pop star Taylor Swift has finally had a sex tape video leaked to the Web!
As you can see below, a woman who bares a remarkable resemblance to Taylor Swift (most likely Taylor herself) expertly takes a hard one in all 3 of her sinful orifices.
This certainly looks like a genuine Taylor Swift sex tape. However, the video’s authenticity is still being verified by an imam who has been watching it repeatedly while locked in his private chambers.
Once he emerges he will no doubt request some Kleenex to wipe away the disturbing images from his eyes, and then issue a fatwa against Taylor Swift for this heinous sex tape crime.
A topless picture of singer Taylor Swift has reportedly just been leaked to the Internet. As you can see in the picture above, a woman who bears a striking resemblance to country star Taylor Swift is lying on her bed with her breasts exposed.
After careful examination of this photo, I believe that this is in fact Taylor Swift. The wood paneling on her bedroom walls suggest that she is in some sort of top of the line trailer (possibly a double-wide) which only a hoity-toity country star like Taylor Swift would splurge on.
Add to that, the fact that the girl in the photo has strawberries on her panties and Taylor Swift has been known to eat strawberries, and there is some pretty damning evidence that this is a photo of a topless Taylor Swift. But don’t take my word for it, examine the picture thoroughly for yourself and draw your own conclusions no matter how wrong they are.
Believe it or not despite the overwhelming amount of evidence presented daily on this holy Muslim celebrity gossip website, many Westerners still stubbornly refuse to believe that their beloved starlets are nothing more than vile gutter whores.
Taylor Swift’s fans in particular are quite delusional about the completely depraved nature of their icon, so we compiled the side-by-side comparison video above to conclusively prove once and for all that Taylor Swift is a degenerate skank who enjoys moonlighting as a porn star.
Well…. If only Taylor Swift’s dress was cut a little higher