Posts Tagged ‘Kerr’

Miranda Kerr Bikini Perfection

What better way to finish off the blogging day, here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr shaking her money maker in a whole bunch of very small, very sexy bikinis, probably forVictoria’s Secret, but who really cares. One of these days I’ll be lucky enough to just happen to be vacationing on the beach the day they’re shooting one of these things. It will probably be when I’m old a flaccid, but I’ll take whatever I can get.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Coming In A Sex Tape Near You

Draft script of Rob Ford porn Crackalicious 2

I warned you for weeks. There’s a Rob Ford sex tape out there, somewhere.

I’ve been on my knees, praying I’m wrong.

But now porn star Brandy Aniston, of Vivid Entertainment, has dangled a starring role in our mayor’s face. Rob is “kinda cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way,” she tells TMZ.

Porn star wants to film with Mayor Rob Ford

That’s just dandy, Brandy. It’ll be the next Deep Throat. As a public service, I’ve written a draft script.

Title: Crackalicious 2.

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