On June 13th, hundreds of New Yorkers packed out Brooklyn’s Kings County Saloon to celebrate the little things at the 3rd Annual Smallest Penis Pageant. The festival was inspired by a man with a small penis, who showed his founder and partner at the saloon Aimee Arciuolo “an amazing time” one night. According to Time Out New York, she joked that someone should throw him a pageant. Well, they decided to do it in earnest: Not just to celebrate his prowess, but to show some love to tiny dicks from all over.