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7 times that people behaved (really REALLY) badly AND were caught on camera
With more and more places having CCTV cameras, we actually get to witness the different incidents that wind up in the morning paper. Whether it’s a scumbag humping that Fearless Girl statue on Wall Street, a thief getting videotaped by the same CCTV camera he’s stealing, or a man humping a motorbike. We can thank these helpful gadgets in making the internet a more colourful and weirder place.
Now without further ado, here are seven of those moments where people behaved badly and got caught on camera.
Chinese man caught splashing semen on woman’s back while at the grocery
Last February, a man at a Chinese grocery store gave out free samples, not of food, but of his semen.
CCTV cameras caught the disgusting incident of the pervert sneaking up on an unsuspecting shopper and discreetly pouring a cup of semen on her back. He then continues strolling along as the confused woman checks her shirt.
According to Chinese media, multiple women complained of finding a ‘sticky liquid’ on their clothes. However, thanks to the footage, the victims were able to file a complaint and have the offender arrested.
Parrots in New Zealand redirect cars by moving traffic cones
In December of 2016, New Zealand authorities finally caught the perps messing with their traffic cones. Not humans, but rather, parrots!
The NZ Transport Agency’s Milford Alliance team noticed their traffic cones always ended up where they shouldn’t be. So they installed a CCTV camera and found that Kea birds, a large parrot endemic to New Zealand, were the ones to blame.
“The endearing but mischievous kea have been taking matters into their own talons,” the company wrote.
Apparently, the birds were moving the cones to get drivers to slow down and throw them food scraps.
“We think the keas listen for the cars in the tunnel and move the road cones between the streams of traffic,” said Milford Alliance manager Kevin Thompson.
The company has since placed bigger and heavier cones to avoid endangering both the birds and motorists.
This dude who tried to have sex with a Porsche
A sportscar is definitely a huge turn-on for a lot of people, but this is pretty ridiculous.
In 2015, a Thai man was caught on camera having sex with a Porsche. The clip shows the man walking around a garage before choosing his mate. He then gets intimate with the car, rubbing his manhood against the trunk and the hood, before leaving the scene.
Those with this kind of attraction toward machines are known as mechanophiles. One such mechanophile is Edward Smith, who claims he’s made love to more than 1,000 vehicles including VW Beetles, Mustangs, and even helicopters.
“Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women,” said Smith. “I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars.”
People fell for a social experiment and stole a blind man’s wallet
Stealing is already despicable in itself, but stealing off a blind person?
A few years ago, YouTube channel ‘Trollstation’ conducted a social experiment wherein one of their members pretended to be blind and dropped his wallet. The results were mixed, with some Good Samaritans choosing to give the guy back his wallet, and others not giving a second thought about keeping the item for themselves.
One woman, the last to be featured in the video, even lied once the ‘blind’ man confronted her about his missing wallet. Once she realised she was about to get caught, she drops the stolen belonging and walks away.
“Damn the last one was so ugly inside and out,” said one YouTube commenter.
This woman who put hair in her pasta, then wrote a negative TripAdvisor review
The Customer Is Always Right hey?????? Look what we, and other food business owners have to deal with on a regular basis. We work hard every single day to give our customers an amazing experience in our restaurant and then you find people like this who decide to try and blackmail us for a hair in their meal. As you can see, she put her own hair in the plate, stirred it around and insisted the waiter remove it from her as she was so offended. FYI they tried to pretend it was a man and woman, but it was two women and both wrote a review. We could see 101% it was the customers hair and that is the reason why we did not remove this dish from the bill. Because we did not remove the dish from the bill, they told us explicitly that they would post bad reviews on Trip Advisor, which they did. Trip Advisor has a no blackmail policy for reviews and if you inform them in advance, they say they will not post them. Ummm no, we emailed them on the night this happened saying the customers threatened us with these bad reviews and we gave them easily identifiable information. Yep, you guessed it, the reviews are posted on Trip Advisor for all the world to see. Once again Trip Advisor publishes whatever they want for the world to see with no regards to the blood sweat and tears of business owners and our complete inability to control or withdraw fake and blackmailed reviews from these sites. Trip Advisor have been sued successfully in the past over similar incidents. Any other business owners have similar experiences and have had enough? We are in talks with our lawyer in regards to pursuing a case for defamation. Please share as much as possible to show the world what’s going on.A post shared by Casa Nostra Ristorante (@casanostraristorante) on
Just this month, a customer in left an angry review on TripAdvisor after a Brisbane restaurant refused to give her a discount on a meal that had her own hair in it.
The incident happened at Casa Nostra Ristorante, where CCTV footage shows the disgruntled customer taking a strand of hair from her head and planting it on her food. When restaurant owners Sarah Biuso and her husband found that the hair colour didn’t match that of any of the staff, they refused to remove the meal from her bill.
The woman threatened to post a negative review on TripAdvisor, and she did.
“WORST SERVICE EVER!” the entry read. “We came here for a romantic Italian dinner…and it turned out to be the worst experience ever!”
Mrs Biuso later posted the CCTV video on the restaurant’s Instagram account to refute the customer’s claim.
“As you can see, she put her own hair in the plate, stirred it around and insisted the waiter remove it from her as she was so offended,” she wrote.
The owners also called out TripAdvisor for letting such a scathing review – if you could call it a review at all – be published. The website, however, later took down the post and released a statement saying, “We take very seriously any allegations of blackmail or threatening behavior by guests against business owners.”
Couple orders takeaway pizza, has sex while waiting
I guess you could say they had their fill of all-meat before they actually got their all-meat pizza.
At a Domino’s restaurant in Scarborough in the UK, a couple got hot and heavy while waiting for their takeaway pizza. The following CCTV footage shows Daniella Hirst and Craig Smith doing the dirty deed on the counter while the staff prepares their food.
Hirst, whose arse can be seen in the clip, is currently being investigated by authorities, while Smith is in the clear – because he had clothes on. Go figure.
In an interview with The Sun, the pair claimed those who criticised their actions are “f*cking boring.”
“I’m very open-minded about sex and public places — I love the thrill you may get caught,” said Hirst. “But obviously
I never thought we’d get caught like this and end up all over the internet.”
Craig, meanwhile, added that they only tried to top their previous outdoor adventures.
“Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field,” he said. “We wanted to see if we could top it.”
Daring thief returns wallet after seeing he got caught on CCTV
What would you do if you got caught perpetrating a crime? For one Indian man, he decided to return a wallet he stole, then asked the forgiveness of a CCTV camera!
The following clip shows a thief picking an unsuspecting biker’s pocket, only to find out he was being recorded.
Instead of running away, the guy pretends to help by dropping the wallet and telling the victim that his belonging is on the ground.
The best part is when he turns to the camera and begs for mercy!
We’re not sure if this video is authentic or staged, but it just proves that no matter what you do, big brother is always watching.
Margo Stilley in “9 songs”
I definately recommend the whole sex scene:
He is big, it is not easy for Margo to put his cock inside. See at 5:00 she moans and it seems that she has orgasm. Do you think it is a real cumming of margo stilley? Well, I am not sure, I think it is fake, she was fucked for only several seconds … I think she did not come for real …
- Great analysis ????
I would say she was definitely a bit aroused during this scene. And that’s not just my hopeful wishing but my degree in psychology and human sexual behavior (shameless credential plug). (Good) acting requires you to take on the mindset of the character in a sort of flow state. There really is no separation between the character and the actress when they get “into” their role and this is a role where she engages in pleasurable, consensual sex. Just like the male actor literally had to be aroused to get an erection for this, the physical act of being penetrated and his penis rubbing against her sensitive g-spot would trigger a biological arousal response and cause her vagina to self-lubricate in order to accommodate his penis.
That isn’t to say she actually orgasms (nobody knows that) or was romantically into the actor but it would be physically impossible, I say, for her not to have been horny during the scene.