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Topless Pro-Abortion Protester Grabs Statue of Donald Trump by the Crotch at Its Unveiling
Pussy Power Fights Back
Thousands of women wore pink ‘pussy hats’ the day after Trump’s inauguration
In rallies around the world, millions of people—women and men—stand up to the grabber in chief.
Nearly 3 million Americans, women and plenty of men, cared enough to turn out in dozens of cities across the country to march for a broad human-rights agenda. Hundreds of thousands more marched worldwide, from Antartica to Canberra to Dublin and Nairobi.
Joe Biden’s “Total Mindfuck” Badass Topless Barbarian Warrior Chick
Tearful Biden Carefully Takes Down Blacklight Poster Of Topless Barbarian Chick From Office Wall
Vice President Joe Biden reportedly grew emotional Thursday as he carefully took down a blacklight poster of a topless barbarian chick from his office wall. “Man, you have no idea how many times staring up at that badass warrior babe’s grade-A rack picked up Ol’ Joe when he was deep in some shit,” said a teary-eyed Biden, who cautiously removed the array of masking tape, poster putty, staples, and thumbtacks affixing the “total mindfuck” print to the wall to avoid damaging the image of the “completely stacked” female warrior. “This was the first and only thing I put up in my office. Hell, I never even bothered to unpack most of these boxes. Damn, that’s a sweet sword. She’s one wild lady-savage with some exotic, tribal powers; let’s just say she’s always known how to charm the snake.
Man’s 18.9-Inch Penis Is So Big, He Can’t Have Sex
Despite his limitations, he says he won’t get it reduced
The Mexican man who claims he has the world’s largest penis (a whopping 18.9 inches when flaccid) says he won’t get a penis reduction, despite warnings from his doctors and the small fact that he can’t actually have sex with such a long and girthy schlong. It’s a pride thing: In Latin culture, bigger penises are considered more macho, which is why 54-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is perfectly happy keeping his massive python intact,
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Is Selling Jade Eggs For Your Vagina
First, it was steam. Now Gwyneth Paltrow’s website Goop is promoting another thing that you can put into your vagina. No, not goop.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Eggs Are Already Sold Out … Called a “Jade Egg,” the smooth, small stones are meant to be inserted into the vagina, giving its owner plenty of health benefits.