Olga Kurylenko – Hitman (2007)
For anyone curious, it’s a funny show. It satirizes Hollywood and the ‘showbiz’ mentality. It’s not for everyone but I found it clever and funny.
One downside, episodes of Episodes are fucking impossible to search for since typing ‘Episodes S1E1’ gives you every single show. Really bad choice of title imho.
Let’s start the new year with Asstastic Show …
- From what movie is this?
- Shallow Hal
Album – http://m.imgur.com/a/9K5Q4
Collage – http://i.imgur.com/pawilda.jpg
Alright, let’s start …
The one on the far left is playing chess, the rest are playing checkers…
New year sex resolutions 1/10
If sex was not fun for you in 2016, here’s a look at some sex resolutions you must make in the New Year.
Talk about sex 2/10
You cannot expect your partner to know what you love unless you tell them. Because none of us is a mind reader and our partners won’t know what we want until we tell them. No two people, have the same fantasies, want the same things, or want to be touched in the same manner. Find out your lover’s sexual fantasies and also tell them yours. Learn what they want to try or what they really don’t enjoy. The more openly you discuss sex, the better your sex life will be.
Plan more date nights 3/10
Remember your courtship period? Definitely you do, and we are sure you would want to bring back that romance. Well, you can do this in many ways. One way can be, schedule a date night at least once a fortnight. Date night can be going out for a nice dinner or may be spending an evening at home cuddling up on the couch. Well, a lot can happen on the couch, isn’t it.
When you are on bed put down that phone 4/10
Your bedroom should be a technology free zone. Whatsapp, E-mail, Facebook can wait. Put down all your gadgets and focus all of your attention on your spouse.
Be adventurous 5/10
Try new things this year, don’t be afraid. This adventure can be having sex in the kitchen, going for an unplanned trip and more. Be sexy, be exciting, and create memories that mesmerize you later.
Stop faking it 6/10
We know doing that takes the pressure off our partner and it speeds up the whole ordeal. We know that you really, really love your partner and worry that asking for what you want will turn them off. But it’s not so, rather you should be able to tell your partner that your are not satisfied. This honesty will give you freedom and make you more comfortable.
Taking Sex So Seriously 7/10
Do you laugh during sex? Crack jokes about your silly observations? Do you smile? If the answer is ‘no’ to any of the above questions, you might be suffering from Sexpressionlessness!
It’s a real condition in which people forget that pleasure is supposed to be fun and expressions of joy are a big part of that shared experience.
Be sexier outside the bedroom 8/10
Foreplay is not always the beginning. Stoking your girl’s lust should start long before you get near the bedroom. Send her a text about your last get-together. Kicking off with a sensual message is a better way to get her in the mental mood than getting down to the real business.
Get tested 9/10
It’s important to know your status for sexually transmitted infections, instead of just waiting for symptoms to appear, because some STIs don’t show symptoms but can have long-term consequences. Discuss your sexual activities with your healthcare provider and be honest so that you can know how often you should be tested and what you should be tested for.
Cuddle more 10/10
Cuddling up does not only make you feel good but also has a lot of health benefits. Cuddling releases oxytocin – the feel-good hormone which increases overall happiness, and reduces stress, and lowers blood pressure. Oxytocin is also the bonding hormone, so cuddling will make you feel closer to your partner. And, it’s a way of communicating with your partner.
Her Sexolutions 2017 is to feed her pussy with more Potassium
Who gives a shit what is Sexolution?
Pretty sure this was from Into the Forest. What a fucked up flick. Really good though.
Sophie Turner New Year Titties
No post about her is complete without someone mentioning that she’s Elvis’ granddaughter.
Busty Kelly Brook New Year Selfie