Bad News for Jeff Bezos and his Amazon Sex Empire
Why? Because Chinese Communist Party says no to his Porn World Domination ambition.
Sex Doll-Sharing Service Taqu Suspended After Angering Chinese Communist Party
Ana De Armas
Damn! Just when someone has a great, not at all weird and disturbing idea, the man has to come in and crush it.
Per BBC, Chinese company Taqu (branded as Touch in English), which was launching a rental service for sex dolls, quickly folded just two days after announcing its launch on Thursday. Taqu was attempting to offer customers the chance to rent one of five different types of fully-functional silicone sex dolls for a daily fee of 298 yuan (£34; $46), but apparently attracted the wrong kind of attention from China’s authoritarian government after its pitch of sharing sex toys with hundreds of strangers went viral online… Gizmodo
Ashlynn Brooke in the cinematic triumph, ‘Piranha 3D’
- For those that don’t know, she did a lot of porn before retiring. I think she does YouTube vids now and also got boob reduction surgery. But back in the day she was wet and wild.
- I shit you not. Last news from youtube was that she was trying to become a life coach but failed the test for it. I felt like I was watching an episode of Peep Show.
- She also banged Charlie Sheen and started the porn industry HIV scare i think, or she just happened to conveniently retire right after meeting him.
- That was her lookalike Bree Olsen. Unless Ashlynn also banged him.
- Definitely Bree Olsen.
- Oh yea, fuck. i forget they looked the same. i swear they must have a family tie somewhere.
- I mean, I see the similarity, but I think they look totally different.
- I could see sisters maybe. Too bad they never got together in a film though
- They didn’t get together in Ashlyn Brooke vs Bree Olson?
- Did they ever bang each other?
Halle Berry in Swordfish
- Fun fact: she demanded an extra 500k for her to flash her titties in this movie.
The producers agreed it would be worth every cent & gave her the half a million & we are all richer for it.
- 250K a tit… Man o man… Totally worth it though.
- Do you think we could crowdfund that kind of money for say, Katy Perry?
- Alison Brie would be even better my dude
- Word is we’ll see something in her next movie.
- possibly the new GLOW series on netflix.
Alison Brie Sexy Santa [1:48]
Alison Brie as Annie and Joel McHale as Jeff on Community.
Probably cheaper too. Katy has a much bigger fanbase, clout to ask for more cash.
We’re getting close. She’s hitting her Miley phase of relevancy.
She made that joke at some award show