Hollywood Porn Photog KingĀ Terry Richardson
Emily Ratajkowski for GQ by Terry Richardson
Emily Ratajkowski, wherever you areā¦.I know you can hear me because there is no way that our souls arenāt connectedā¦
You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bedā¦my everything..
When we arenāt together, I feel an emptiness in the core of my everything, that consumes me and leaves me feeling as though I am lost on this empty meaningless earthā¦which is not convenient since weāve never met and I feel like that all the timeā¦
But then I see a picture of you, and I see hope as I am reminded of what it is all aboutā¦Emily Ratjakowskiā¦.
Allowing me to continue this search, looking for you and knowing that one day the stars will align and we will end up together like we are destined toā¦Iām talking some Final Destination shitā¦because thatās how destiny worksā¦and every time someone writes poetry for a girl theyāve never met, or love songs, or even blog postsā¦they always come trueā¦because the girl they are about never finds them creepy and it never leads to restraining ordersā¦
Until that day, the only happiness I findā¦and the only hope I findā¦is in picturesā¦pictures or Emily Ratajkowski that I pull out, even though Iād never pull out of herā¦
This life of mine belongs to Emily Ratajkowski, no one else matters and sheās looking amazing in GQā¦but then again, I may just be blinded by this endless loveā¦love I will continue you to write poetry about or maybeā¦sheās just looking amazing in GQā¦but thatās just because sheās perfectā¦
Paris Hilton in Lingerie for Terry Richardson
Paris Hilton stripped downā¦at least a little for Terry Richardson, because when youāre an ex pornstar socialite who loves herself more than anyone could ever love herā¦but more importantly who loves getting naked and having fun, especially when in a room with one of the worldās most prolific and racy fashion photographersā¦bitch had better bring itā¦.
I have a feeling that this shoot happened randomly, like they just bumped into each other, but Paris was conveniently wearing this outfit under her dress, just in case she needed to get half naked for a photo opā¦and there is nothing wrong with thatā¦all girls should live their lives as though they are about to be shot by Terry Richardsonā¦it would make for far less soiled, period stained, panties on homeless chicks you bring homeā¦if they happened to know what Terry Richardson was, instead of being too busy looking for foodā¦but you get what Iām sayingā¦girls need to be a bit more like Paris
Madonna in a Thong for Terry Richardson
I am not a Terry Richardson fan site, but I am enough of a fan of Terry Richardson to appreciate that even though heās scaled down his crackhead hipster porn shit that made him who he is, and that Iām sure weāve all masturbated to at least once, to make himself more marketable, so that he can make more money and have more accessā¦as the worldās top fashion photographerā¦but more importantly to know that getting Madonna in a thong is a play on his shock value, getting random homeless girls to insert weirdness in their vaginas, for the snapshotā¦itās a more refined, subtle and vile version of his hardcoreā¦cuz Madonna in a thong, is probably one of lifeās greatest tragediesā¦even though we all know weād totally stick our faces in it after pulling it out of the trash outside the photo studio this was shot atā¦knowing sheās lost control of her bowels thanks to being 100 fucking years oldā¦.
Eniko Mihalik – Terry Richardson Photo Shoot
Terry Richardson may get a lot of slack for banging his models, even if he doesnāt actually bang the models, but rather models throw themselves at him because heās Terry Richardson, and girls are whoresā¦.I can safely say Madonna, despite being hungry for any form of penis, and despite some of the more disgusting girls heās had sex with, probably didnāt make the cut, even though sheās Madonna, because sheās just that vileā¦even though Iād crawl into her womb and snuggle up to her HPV ridden cervix if given the opportunity, but I have no standards and letās face it, sheās still Madonnaā¦
JESSIE ANDREWS TERRY RICHARDSON PHOTOSHOOT
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