Chelsea Handler getting a golden shower
This Is Why You Should Not Have Sex In A Pool
Although making love in a pool sounds fun and sexy, it’s not exactly the safest way to get it on.
Researchers from the University of Alberta tested the water of 31 actively used pools in Canada for an artificial sweetener called acesulfame potassium. It’s found in most food and drinks so it’s no surprise that it’s present in human urine. They found that a commercial-size swimming pool harbors approximately 20 gallons of urine. Gross!
According to an article of NPR.org, it isn’t just unhygienic; it’s also “potentially dangerous.”
“Chlorine reacts with urine to form a host of potentially toxic compounds called disinfection byproducts. These can include anything from the chloramines that give well-used pools the aforementioned odor, to cyanogen chloride, which is classified as a chemical warfare agent,” the paper reads.
So just imagine how getting intimate in the pool can introduce that bacteria into you and your partner’s private areas. It could put you both at risk for unwanted infections.
So if you don’t want to risk your penis getting exposed to bacteria, stick to having sex in the bedroom. It’s much safer.
Alice Eve pees in pool too?
My bad. It’s a big blue ocean … not a pool.
Elisabetta Cavalotti is doing it at the right place … Not in a pool full of urine.
Elisabetta Cavalotti shlicking in Guardami (1999)
What has Leelee Sobieski gottta do with pee?
Scientists Confirm Worst Fears About Pee in Pools
The amount of urine in most pools can be measured in gallons
About one in five Americans say they’ve peed in the pool. Now scientists have finally figured out a way to quantify just how much urine is in our pools, and the results in Environmental Science & Technology Letters probably won’t please swimmers.
About one in five Americans say they’ve peed in the pool. Even the world’s most famous pool-user, Michael Phelps, says “everybody” does it. Now scientists have finally figured out a way to quantify just how much urine is in our pools, and the results in Environmental Science & Technology Letters probably won’t please swimmers.
A research team testing 31 pools and hot tubs in Canada found evidence of urine in every single one of them, Gizmodo reports. On average, there were 8 gallons of urine in a 110,000-gallon pool and 18.5 gallons of urine in a 220,000-gallon pool.
According to the Guardian, the results were even grosser for hot tubs. One hotel hot tub was found to have three times the urine level of the worst swimming pool. Researchers figured this all out by measuring the levels of acesulfame potassium, or Ace-K, in pools and hot tubs, NPR reports.
Ace-K is an artificial sweetener found in soup, diet soda, candy, yogurt, and much more. It doesn’t occur in nature and 95% of it passes straight through the body unchanged, making it a good indicator of urine levels in water.
While urine itself isn’t harmful, it can react with chlorine to create “disinfectant byproducts,” which can be. Still, researchers say they aren’t trying to turn people off of swimming; they’d just like to remind everyone to please not pee in the pool. (That classic summertime pool smell? It’s pee.)
What’s Rashida Jones thinking? It’s okay to to do it in the pool?
Looks like Ariel Winter is heading to a pool?
That’s right, expert advised don’t do it in the pool if you are comtemplating something like this … Pool is dangerous.
And Donald Trump knows that … Urine is indeed one of most potent chemical weapons…
Here is a dude who is obviously doing in a safe spot. But no idea if it’s ethical to quit his job by humping his boss’s daughter and posts it on facebook?
Chris knew his days were numbered at his job. What he did before he was fired, was something pretty … Well, he humped his boss’s daughter and uploaded it to Facebook where it garnered 2 million views! It was a 7 minute video and worth every second!
“He found a way to stick it to his boss,’ read the caption posted on the video. The video was even clear enough to see the face of the daughter. He took no time in being discreet with this action
The video was of course taken off of Facebook, but it was already too late. The damage was done. Needless to say, it’s safe to assume the boss was quite pissed once she got wind of this at the office.
The videos are here.
Miley Cyrus is pondering what to do next after the her recent appearance in Fappening 2.1?
It didn’t take her long before to came out with a new game plan … Smart Miley.