Will Miley Cyrus’ tour be canceled because there’s too much nudity and rudeness?
Another day, another minor scandal over the current Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour, which appears to be a sort of traveling carnival of buttcrack, groin, fake fellatio and general naughtiness.This time, the scandal is that the tour is so scandalous that it might get canceled because it has scandalised literally every single parent in the Americas. All of them. Even ones whose kids don’t like Miley Cyrus. They’re all very upset.
Don’t believe us? Well, check out what this anonymous source had to say to an Australian music website:
“Miley’s management have been flooded with complaints, mainly from parents, since her tour began last week in Canada with calls for the entire tour to be axed.”
The entire tour, you say? Just because of a bit of side-labia and onstage crotch-rubbing? Surely these outraged parents have some idea of how Miley’s performances have changed since the Hannah Montana days…?
But what about the venues?
“Her team, including management, record label execs and the entire tour staff including the director, costume department and choreographers – have been called for an emergency meeting as arenas across the US threaten to pull out of the show.”
Oh.
Meanwhile, LiveNation has poo-pooed these rumours, saying:
“There is no truth whatsoever to any stories or rumors of venues pulling out of the Bangerz Tour.
“Miley has created a tour that’s big, spectacular, entertaining and everything you would expect from Miley Cyrus. Reviews have been amazing and most important, fans are loving the show and having a great time.”
So there.
The thing is, while it sounds totally ridiculous to imagine venues pulling out of a tour that has sold incredibly well, a very clever member of Team Holy Moly has pointed out that a lot of big businesses in the US, with investment in the live entertainment industry, are run by the Christian right wing. The exact sort of people to get worked up into an outraged froth over a young woman wearing a leotard.
Will the tour be banned? We don’t know. We also don’t totally 100% care. Let’s watch this video from her Bangerz tour, which proves that music has become a strange and ridiculous thing that we do not fully understand.
We’re so confused.
Miley Cyrus — Snatches Beer in High-Risk Move
Miley Cyrus has become a real risk taker lately, but the one she took Thursday night with a stranger’s cup of beer is insane.
Miley was singing something — it’s hard to tell which song — when she got thirsty and spotted someone in the audience with a cold one.
It appears to be a stranger … but ever the daredevil, she took a swig.
Now we’re not trying to be alarmists, but seriously Miley … do you know the history of the mouth that drank from the beer before you?
Actually … the real question is whether the guy finished the beer after Miley gave it back.
Fun Fact: You can get herpes from sharing a drink.
Miley Cyrus — Here’s My Ass, There’s My Ma and Pa
Miley Cyrus showed her mama what she got from her — and her daddy too — at a very intimate concert Thursday night in Anaheim.
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus seemed … interested in their daughter’s gyrations and self-gratification as they looked on.
There’s a lot for them to be proud of … Miley is rich, successful and famous at the ripe age of 21. And she has a great ass and a vaginal obsession.
Congrats Billy Ray and Tish. Good work.
Miley Cyrus — Rolling Golden Ganja Gear … on Tour
If you love little people, over-sexualized 21-year-olds AND marijuana — Miley Cyrus has your back … ’cause she is dealing pot paraphernalia on her tour.
At Miley’s Vancouver stop of the Bangerz tour this weekend … she was hawking rolling papers — 2 free 24k gold leafed sheets — with the purchase of her tour book (filled with sexy Miley pics).
Let’s face it … probably not a bad idea to smoke a fatty — just to get through watching Miley perform faux fellatio on a dude in a Bill Clinton mask.
Ah … Miley Blowjob alright.
So, when is Selena Gomez becoming Miley Cyrus II ?
Selena Gomez Sexy For Elle
Here are some pictures of Selena Gomez looking not just her regular cute self, but downright glamorous in the pages of Elle magazine. I love it. I’m glad to see that she is growing up well and getting sexier with every new appearance. Of course, I’m thinking about her tits… Jesus, that’s like twelve inches of cleavage she’s got there. I’m measuring on the diagonal like they do with televisions. She’s not known to be one of the bustiest broads, but I think with a little concentration and some hard work, I could motorboat those boobs. Call me.