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Lindsay Lohan’s Celeb Sex Conquest List: Guess the Final 6
Lindsay Lohan has hooked up with a number of celebrities, apparently. Huh!
Lindsay Lohan’s Celebrity Sex List
The actress allegedly scribbled down a list of her famous hookups to impress friends. Now it’s a dramatic opera unfurling at In Touch Weekly.
So this is fun: While hanging with friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel in 2013, Lindsay Lohan apparently/allegedly scribbled down a list of famous men she’s had some sort of sexual dalliance with. Then she tossed that list aside and forgot about it. Then one of her friends gave it to In Touch Weekly, which is unveiling new names on Lindsay’s “celebrity fuck list” every week. What could be better/worse? Nothing/nothing.
Some of the esteemed luminaries revealed last week: Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger, Zac Efron (whose actual reaction to being named was captured here), Colin Farrell, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix, Wilmer Valderrama, and Garrett Hedlund. The magazine just disclosed a few more of the names, and they’re just as scholarly: Ryan Phillippe, Ashton Kutcher, Orlando Bloom, Stavros Niarchos (most known for his Olsen twin escapades), and Benicio del Toro. It’s like the “Oceans Eleven” of dubious company.
We still have six names left before the entire list (written on a Scattegories answer sheet) is revealed. Who are Lindsay’s last six conquests? We can’t be sure, but I know who I want them to be.
1. Shia LaBeouf: This does seem sort of inevitable, doesn’t it? And I hope it’s true, because then Shia can turn his experience into an art installation and invite journalists to cry with him as he screens “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.”
2. Topher Grace: Don’t tell me Lohan left out any cast members from “That ’70s Show.” Hell, if Laura Prepon showed up here, I’d clap in my office.
3. John Travolta: I don’t know how or why this would happen, but it’d really explain a lot about the both of them.
4. Corbin Bleu: Why should Zac Efron getc.l the Lohan ass in the “High School Musical” cast? I hope Lindsay’s taste in basketball balladeers goes beyond the “Charlie St. Cloud” Mattel figurine and ascends to the heights of HSM’s true soulster.
5. Jonathan Bennett: How nice would it be if Lindsay and her “Mean Girls” paramour Jonathan Bennett really discovered, together, that the limit does not exist when it comes to backstage hanky-panky? I’d like that. And so would Miss Norbury. Wonder if Jonathan’s pubic hair looks sexy pushed back.
6. Meryl Streep: When I think of a sexual movie set, I don’t think of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” or “Cleopatra.” I think “A Prairie Home Companion.” Just picture it. All these wonderful actors in hootenanny clothes discussing the dry wit of Garrison Keillor. Mmmmm, damn. I hope Meryl enjoyed some Lohan for even just a night, because she could use that jarring experience to fuel her next 400 perfect performances.
Your turn: Who should the last six names be?
Marry, Screw, Kill: Lindsay Lohan Sex List Scandal Edition
Of course Lindsay Lohan has allegedly had sex with a bunch of A-listers. Of course she and her friends giggle and gossip about these alleged conquests in extremely public venues, and even go so far as to pen a definitive list on what appears to be a Scattergories answer sheet.  (Again, this is all ALLEGED, people.) None of these aspects of the leaked Lindsay Lohan sex list are particularly surprising. What’s truly shocking is the range in quality of celebs Lindsay’s âhad sex with.â
These men run the gamut from un-talented D-listers to superstars; we’re surprised that Lindsay even knows who Ryan Rottman is, letc.one that she took time out of her busy schedule to sleep with him. If this list is true, Lohan doesnât discriminate based on age, length of hair, or even attractiveness. She does, however, seem to discriminate a little based on race. Hey, no one’s perfect.
Given the shocking disparities between Lohanâs alleged conquests, we figured that this random group of celebs would be a perfect sample for a classic game of âMarry, Screw, Kill: Lindsay Lohan sex list scandal edition.â It’s no Scattergories, but hell if it isn’t a good time.
PC Valmorbida, James Franco, Jamie Dornan
Marry: James Franco. Franco and Lohan are such a perfect love connection, weâre surprised they haven’t eloped and started popping out oddly named babies already (Lavo Yale Apatow Franco-Lohan, anyone?). They were both beloved, beautiful child stars that have matured into cult figures. They’ve both experimented with drugs, indie films, and insanity. The blessed Franco-Lohan union is practically destined for domestic bliss. Can’t you just see it now: Lohan whipping up her famous âfull glass of vodkaâ at dinner time, Franco showing baby Lavo his first gay porno, and the happy couple spending hours together cuddling in the warm glow of their MacBook, writing lengthy essays on why The Canyons and Your Highness were the most underrated films in cinematic history.
Sure, Her is about an artificially intelligent operating system, not a celeb that’s bound to her electronic ankle monitor, but the point still stands.
Screw: Jamie Dornan. Because the hands-down coolest thing about being Lindsay Lohan is that you get to casually have sex with the guy from Fifty Shades of Grey, aka the guy who millions of women are about to fork over tons of cash to watch have sex. âChristian Grey? Eh, been there, done that.â
Kill: PC Valmorbida. We started you off with an easy oneâthis guy isn’t even famous! Sure, the LA-based gallery owner has a stable career, and knows a lot about art. But James Franco also âknows a lot about art,â plus he has thousands of followers on Instagram. When it comes to a Lohan-centric game of marry, screw, kill, you have to choose the A-listers over the randosâthat’s just, like, the rules of feminism!
Joaquin Phoenix, Zac Efron, Wilmer Valderrama
Marry: Joaquin Phoenix. Much like Lohan and Franco, Lohan and Joaquin have a definite love connection. Lohan, Phoenix, and Franco are all former child stars that are varying degrees of unhinged (sensing some serious throuple potential here). Plus, Joaquin spent the entirety of his last film falling in love with a flighty blonde who’s tied to an technological device. Sure, Her is about an artificially intelligent operating system, not a celeb that’s bound to her electronic ankle monitor, but the point still stands.
Screw: Zac Efron. Efron might be young, but he’s not in high school any more. Plus, everyone thought Lindsay Lohan was all baby-faced and innocent too before she started writing sex lists in the lobby of the Beverly Hills Hotel!
Kill: Wilmer Valderrama. Yo, Wilmer Valderramaâs so D-list, he’s practically irrelevant. If you don’t understand that reference, don’t feel bad: it’s just proving our point.
Adam Levine, Guy Berryman, Justin Timberlake
Marry: Adam Levine. In this battle between sexy musicians, Levine easily takes the cake. The Maroon 5 front man has those smoking pelvic muscles that make the ladies swoon, combined with a Semitic face your mom and rabbi can get behind. It’s like combining the raw sensuality of a gorgeous global pop star with the comforting familiarity of a guy you could’ve gone to Jewish sleep away camp with. And who doesn’t love The Voice.
Screw: Guy Berryman. We’ve probably never said it before, but we’ll say it again: bassists are sexy. A bassist’s main job is to keep the rest of the band on track. That means theyâre responsible, aware of their surroundings, and punctual, all amazing qualities in a lover. A bassist would never ask you to rendezvous at a nice hotel room, only to show up 40 minutes late with Seth Rogen and a copy of his latest dissertation (looking at you, Franco). Plus, Guy Berryman isn’t just a bassist; he’s Coldplay’s bassist. And you know what that meansâa really sensual love making playlist, plus unlimited Gwyneth Paltrow-approved, strength replenishing bowls of fancy quinoa.
Kill: Justin Timberlake. Yes, Justin Timberlake is talented, sexy, and famous. But he’s also totally married to the equally talented and sexy Jessica Biel. While we don’t know when Timberlake and Lohan allegedly got together, one thing’s for sure: infidelity is almost as bad a look as matching denim. Unlike his falsetto and his “cool dad” penchant for fedoras, this rumored affair is just so not cute.
Lindsay Lohan Nude Leaked Pics! – Playboy Photoshoot
Lindsay Lohan hate or love her is for some reason always relevant. From her recent troubles with the law,  the days spent in prison to her new boyfriend or girlfriend … Now for her Leaked Playboy pics. These leaked pictures of the Lindsayâs Playboy Photoshoot,  are going to be published in the next couple days on the pages of the famous soft magazine, are already available online. Worldmags, a digital magazine based in Ukraine, has managed to take possession of the entire Lindsayâs Playboy photoshootâŠand in these minutes the âLindsayâs leaked picturesâ are the âmost wanted picturesâ in the whole WWW. Check it out !
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover And Nude Pictures Leaked.