Google is the biggest snitch in the universe.
Masika Kalysha will tell you so in 7 Lives Xposed (2013)
Guys, the secret is out, Google told the whole world you are obsessed with the size of your little Johnny.
Google Data Reveals Your Most Perverted Secrets
Google searches indicate that penis size is far more important to men than it is to women.
“For every search women make about a partner’s phallus, men make roughly 170 searches about their own.”
Google says you wanted a dick this big …
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In addition, women’s concerns about penis size are often the opposite of what men fear, as “more than 40 percent of complaints about a partner’s penis size say that it’s too big.”
The truth is your girl really wanted rod size that is more manageable …
Sorry girls, I don’t think there is a product for such a purpose in the market… “Penis Minification”
One finding that “will disturb many readers concerns the sort of porn women want, based on search terms typed into PornHub.
“Fully 25 percent of female searches for straight porn emphasize the pain and/or humiliation of the woman featuring words like “painful,” “extreme” and “brutal,” and often focused on nonconsensual sex (depictions of which are not permitted on that site).
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“Search rates for all these terms are at least twice as common among women as among men.”
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The PornHub data revealed another disconcerting fact about American sexuality — that we seem to be going through a disturbing incest phase.
“A shocking number of people visiting mainstream porn sites are looking for portrayals of incest.
16 of the top 100 searches from men seek “incest-themed videos. The number is fewer for women but still an unnerving nine out of every 100.
Now, this is fucking scandalous.
On the whole, American men like to project sexual confidence, but an analysis of Internet searches tells another story entirely — that they are gravely concerned about the size of their penises.
“Men Google more questions about their sexual organ than any other body part: more than about their lungs, liver, feet, ears, nose, throat and brain combined,” writes Seth Stephens-Davidowitz in his new book, “Everybody Lies: Big Data, New Data, and What the Internet Can Tell Us About Who We Re- ally Are” (Dey St.).
“Men conduct more searches for how to make their penises bigger than how to tune a guitar, make an omelette or change a tire,” he writes. Even men curious about the aging process have one question first and foremost in mind: “Will my penis get smaller?”
Stephens-Davidowitz, a former data scientist at Google, has spent the last four years poring over Internet search data. In addition to anonymous information about Google searches, he has “downloaded all of Wikipedia, pored through Facebook profiles,” and even received the complete (though anonymous) search and video view data from the popular porn site PornHub.
What he found is that Internet search data might be the Holy Grail when it comes to understanding the true nature of humanity.
“I am now convinced,” he writes, “that Google searches are the most important data set ever collected on the human psyche.”
Here are some of his fascinating findings:
SEX: Small members, big butts
Google searches indicate that penis size is far more important to men than it is to women.
“For every search women make about a partner’s phallus,” Stephens-Davidowitz writes, “men make roughly 170 searches about their own.”
In addition, women’s concerns about penis size are often the opposite of what men fear, as “more than 40 percent of complaints about a partner’s penis size say that it’s too big.”
The second-most common search by men, Stephens-Davidowitz found, is “how to make their sexual encounters longer.” But here too, their concerns conflict with women’s, as “there are roughly the same number of searches asking how to make a boyfriend climax more quickly as climax more slowly.”
Of course, Google searches reveal that women too have their own body hang-ups — but their concerns have changed over time.
In 2004, “the most common search regarding changing one’s butt was how to make it smaller,” Stephens-Davidowitz writes. But thanks to J.Lo, Kim Kardashian and other large-bottomed beauties taking center stage, this desire did a 180 over a decade.
“In 2014, there were more searches asking how to make your butt bigger than smaller in every state,” Stephens-Davidowitz writes. “These days, for every five searches looking into breast implants in the United States, there is one looking into butt implants.”
One finding that “will disturb many readers,” according to Stephens-Davidowitz, concerns the sort of porn women want, based on search terms typed into PornHub.
“Fully 25 percent of female searches for straight porn emphasize the pain and/or humiliation of the woman,” he writes, citing search terms inappropriate to reiterate here, but featuring words like “painful,” “extreme” and “brutal,” and often focused on nonconsensual sex (depictions of which, he emphasizes, are not permitted on that site).
“Search rates for all these terms are at least twice as common among women as among men.”
The PornHub data revealed another disconcerting fact about American sexuality — that we seem to be going through a disturbing incest phase.
“A shocking number of people visiting mainstream porn sites are looking for portrayals of incest,” Stephens-Davidowitz writes, noting that 16 of the top 100 searches from men seek “incest-themed videos.” The number is fewer for women but still an unnerving nine out of every 100.