Emma Stone’s Hard Nipples And Shocking Weight Gain
It is hard to believe that just a year ago Academy Award winning actress Emma Stone was the skinny slut showing off her rock hard nipple pokies in the photos above, and today she is the morbidly obese monstrosity in the video below.
Emma’s shocking weight gain all started when she was called into her agent Marty Bagelstein’s office and told that focus groups found her to be too slim, and that heathen Hollywood’s aesthetics had shifted to strongly favor a “fuller body shape”.
Being the overachieving workaholic that she is, Emma left that meeting and immediately set about packing on the pounds the best way she knew how… By sucking dick at gang bangs (as you can see in the photo above). Since that time Emma Stone has downed more semen than a German U-boat in WWI… And thanks to the high caloric properties of your average fast food obsessed American’s ejaculate, she has had no problem putting on tons (literally) of weight.
Emma Stone And Ryan Gosling Nude Sex Scene From “La La Land”
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling’s film “La La Land” is already the toast of heathen Hollywood, as it has received numerous Oscar nominations and is the clear favorite to win “Best Picture”. After watching Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling’s nude sex scene from the film in the video above it is easy to see what the hopelessly depraved infidels like about it.
To his credit Ryan Gosling definitely deserves his “Best Actor” Oscar nomination for his role in this movie, for it is quite impressive that after only 3 months of rehearsing a flaming homoqueer like himself was able to maintain an erection long enough to not only film this sex scene but also shoot that piddly amount of baby juice from his tiny mouse balls on Emma’s naked body.
Yes we will be hearing a lot about “La La Land” this award season. Of course it won’t be nearly as much as we hear about it at Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling’s inevitable Sharia trial for their numerous crimes against morality. Perhaps the presiding cleric will have a sense of humor and order that Emma be used as one of the stones at Ryan’s lapidation.
A while ago,
Emma Stone Nude Selfie Pic Leaked: Tattoo Proves Naked Photo Fake
Emma Stone Selfies
Emma Stone: Uncovered. Sounds like the next celebrity biography on VH1 or the like. However, it is not. Emma Stone: Uncovered is just the title for Stone’s recent naked-selfie that has gone viral. Likely, this has the potential to be one of her best hits. More fans have seen this picture than her last flop, Movie 43!
Perhaps that was what prompted Emma to take promotional matters into her own hands (by matters we mean an iPhone) and snap a naked selfie of herself that “accidentally” gets leaked to the press. You would think celebrities would think of more creative ways to self-promote themselves. Face it, even Miley hasn’t leaked a naked selfie….yet.
Though her rep denies the naked woman in the photo is Emma Stone, it sure does look like her face (for those of you who even looked at the face) and the petite proportions seem to match hers.