Height 5′ 4″ (1.63 m)
Elyse Bigler is an actress, known for Varsity Blood (2014), Bigfoot Wars (2014) and Scars and Tissue (2014).
Cutie-pie & all around smart cookie* Elyse Bigler in a surprising nude debut in Bigfoot Wars (2014) 
Watching Bigfoot Wars (2014), a brand new movie that two of its stars (C Thomas Howell and Elyse Bigler) have publicly disowned. It’s apparently VERY loosely based on a book series.
This should be just awful..
And it is!
Okay…so there’s a bunch of Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) and they are doing something I won’t spoil…so obviously the local sheriff and a hillbilly bigfoot hunter (C Thomas Howell, who jumped into his role head first and apparently thought he was in a movie that mattered) have to put a stop to them!
The sheriff spends half the film giving these overly dark and somber voice-overs. I’m not even sure what he was talking about…but he seemed to be trying (and failing) to channel Matthew McConaughey from True Detective. His inner monologues even interrupt the flow of conversations, being sloppily cut in between (and over top of) sentences.
Elyse Bigler, who I mentioned above, is ADORABLE…can’t act…but is cute as a button! Bigler was also in Varsity Blood earlier this year…which is a terrible movie that I had a blast watching. Bigfoot Wars isn’t nearly as fun to watch as Varsity Blood, but is an equally terrible film.
I’ve changed my mind…this movie is hilarious.
Early on, a group of friends are attacked…and as a few of them drive off into the night trying to escape, their friend who was right next to them is killed in broad daylight.
One guy steps on a landmine, which just causes him to take a slight tumble. The next time we see him, he’s in pieces.
It’s stuff like this that would be genius if it were done intentionally (like in Black Dynamite).
Judd Nelson is also in this, playing a rude, drug addled doctor.
Everything about this movie is awful…I mean AWFUL…the script…the editing…the sound levels…it’s just a trainwreck.
God…I hate myself for actually kind of enjoying myself during parts of this.