There is so much teasing going on with this bra that it is starting to drive me bonkers. I believed my first girlfriend when she tried telling me that delaying gratification would make it all the more satisfying, but I won’t believe Victoria’s Secret now. They can’t fool this smut peddler for a second time.
Did VS really think we needed to know in advance that Elsa Hosk would be given this honor? Like we needed time to prepare our minds for such a sight. Do they think we are all as radically emotional as the city of Philadelphia after a championship win? It isn’t like we would raze the city to the ground over a few sexy pictures.
And now that the picture is here I am wondering what all the fuss was about. It’s just a diamond bra being worn by one of the sexiest women ever to have lived. I can’t even make out any nippage. If I wanted to look at a beautiful woman not be naked I’d go to…well, I guess I would go to Victoria’s Secret.
Who knew diamonds would be so effective at pixelating nudity? News broadcasters should look into this sort of technology. They might find it beneficial.
Elsa Hosk G-String Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot In Miami
Here is Elsa Hosk wearing only a g-string and topless as she was changing into a bikini for a photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret on the beach in Miami. Paparazzi spotted the Swedish model doing a photo shoot and got her boobs on full display when she went to change outfits. And Elsa Hosk looked hot, aside from a bruise on her left thigh she was super sexy.
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